I’M ON Ozempic NOW!

About a month ago, I called Rite Aid for a refill on my Trulicity. My monthly injectors were all used up and I needed more for my weekly shot. I had been on Trulicity for over a year with few side-effects. But Rite Aid couldn’t get any Trulicity for me…or anybody else.

I called a dozen other pharmacies in my area. No one had Trulicity. After three weeks of striking out, I called my doctor to inform him that I couldn’t find Trulicity anywhere. “I’m switching you to Ozempic,” my doctor told me.

A couple hours later, Rite Aid called me to say my Ozempic was waiting for me at their Pharmacy. I drove over, picked it up, brought it home, and injected Ozempic. So far, so good. No side-effects yet. Are you on Ozempic? Do you want to be?

FRIDAY’S FORGOTTEN BOOKS #799: THE TARZAN NOVELS OF EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS By David A. Ullery

When I first discovered Tarzan in book form, it was ACE Books that opened the door to Edgar Rice Burroughs’s amazing creation. Sure, I had watched some Tarzan movies in the 1950s, but when the books came out, first published in paperback by ACE and later Ballantine Books, I was hooked!

Tarzan’s journey’s through 24 books kept me entertained for a decade (now, more Tarzan pastiches are available, but nothing matches ERB’s originals). I was more than eager to follow Tarzan into the jungle depths. But I also loved Tarzan traveling down to the Earth’s core into the savage prehistoric land of Pellucidar. Great adventures!

David A. Ullery is a wonderful guide to all things Tarzan. He covers is the long out of print The Tarzan Twins as well as the more recent Tarzan, the Lost Adventure and The Eternal Savage.

Section One provides an overview of Tarzan the character, including a list of the many names and titles used by and given to Tarzan. Section Two covers the mythical language used in the novels, including a dictionary of the ape language.

Section Three enumerates the lost cities, civilizations, tribes, peoples and religions discovered by Tarzan, detailing their religious rites and locations. Section Four describes the characters (human and otherwise) found in the novels.

Section Five gives detailed summaries of all 24 books that comprise the Burroughs canon. The book also includes over thirty illustrations from the series’ various printings.

If you’re a fan of the Tarzan books, The Tarzan Novels of Edgar Rice Burroughs will inform you and delight you! Are you a Tarzan fan? GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction1
A Brief Biography of Edgar Rice Burroughs7
Section One Portrait of Tarzan9
Tarzan: The Man, the Myth, the Legend
Tarzan by Any Other Name
Tarzan’s Many Lovers
9
22
28
Section Two The Languages of Tarzan35
Tha Aple Language
The Language of Pal-ul-don
The Language of the Ant Men
27
47
50
Section Three Lost Cities Civilizations Tribes Peoples and Religions51
Section Four — Cast of Characters 124
Section Five Book Summaries248
Index 291

THE VERY BEST OF MICHAEL MCDONALD and WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES By Michael McDonald with Paul Reiser

“As 1981 rolled into 1982, the band was pushing , and I was no doubt reaching a crisis stage health-wise. To this day, looking at the cover of One Step Closer, that beautiful photo by Norman Seeff of us a Malibu beach at twilight, I can’t help but see the toll that alcohol and and drugs had taken on me by then. That photo, and a passport photo I took around that time, still looks to me like I had recently been beaten about the face with two-by-fours. The blackouts, the seizures, and the strained personal relationships–all of it was somehow still not enough to get me to admit my life was becoming increasingly unmanageable.” (p. 187)

And right about this time, Michael McDonald and the Doobie Brothers broke up just as their album hit Number One and they had a Number One single. Talk about Bad Timing!

What a Fool Believes is an honest autobiography of a successful singer who had a lot of problems. Michael McDonald dropped out of high school because of his struggles with attention deficit disorder. McDonald’s Big Break happened in the 1970s when he was asked to tour with Steely Dan. Both Donald Fagan and Walter Becker found McDonald’s unique voice useful in several songs like “Bad Sneakers,” “Black Friday,” and “Kid Charlemagne.”

McDonald’s luck ran out after a year when Fagan and Becker decided they didn’t want to tour any more. That’s when McDonald caught another Big Break when he was invited to join the Doobie Brothers. McDonald’s time with the Doobies brought both success and plenty of conflict with the other members of the band.

What a Fool Believes includes dozens of stories about the singers and groups Micheal McDonald worked with over his 50+ year career. McDonald doesn’t hold anything back about his drug-filled Life and his personal struggles. Very revealing. GRADE: B+

TRACK LIST:

1No Lookin’ Back Bass – Willie Weeks Drums – Jeff Porcaro Guitar – David Pack Soloist [Tom Drum] – George Perilli Written-By – Ed SanfordKenny LogginsMichael Mcdonald3:51
2I Keep Forgettin’ (Every Time You’re Near) Backing Vocals – Maureen McDonald Bass – Louis Johnson Clavinet – Greg Phillinganes Drums – Jeff Porcaro Guitar – Steve Lukather Written-By – Ed SanfordJerry LeiberMichael McdonaldMike Stoller3:42
3I Gotta Try Backing Vocals – Kenny Loggins Bass – Willie Weeks Drums – Steve Gadd Guitar – Steve Lukather Percussion – Paulinho Da CostaTed Templeman Piano [Fender Rhodes] – Greg Phillinganes Synthesizer – Michael Boddicker Written-By – Kenny LogginsMichael Mcdonald 3:53
4Our Love (Theme From No Mercy) (Single Version) Bass – Abraham Laboriel Congas – Bobby LaKind Drums – Jeff Porcaro Guitar – Steve Lukather Percussion – Jeff Porcaro Synthesizer – Brian Mann 4:22
5Yah Mo B There (Single Version) Drums – John Robinson (2) Percussion – Paulinho Da Costa Synthesizer – James IngramMichael BoddickerRod Temperton Vocals – James Ingram Voice [African] – Quincy Jones Written-By – James IngramMichael McdonaldQuincy JonesRod Temperton 4:31
6On My Own Backing Vocals – Barbara IngramCarla BensonClydene JacksonEvette BentonJulia Tillman WatersMaxine Willard Waters Bass – Neil Stubenhaus Drums – Carlos Vega Guitar – Dann Huff Percussion – Paulinho Da Costa Piano [Acoustic] – Burt Bacharach Synthesizer – David FosterPeter Wolf (3) Synthesizer [DX-7] – Greg Phillinganes Vocals – Patti LaBelle Written-By – Burt BacharachCarole Bayer Sager Bayer Sager4:39
7By Heart Bass – Willie Weeks Drums – Jeff Porcaro Drums [Simmons Toms] – Staff Fieldhouse Guitar – David Pack Percussion – Paulinho Da Costa Programmed By [Drums] – George Perilli Programmed By [Emulator] – Chris Pelonis Synthesizer – David Pack Synthesizer [Horns] – Scott Plunkett Written-By – Chuck SabatinoDavid PackMichael Mcdonald Bass – Willie Weeks4:31
8Bad Times Bass – Nathan East Drums – Jeff Porcaro Guitar – David Pack Slide Guitar – Joe Walsh Synthesizer – Michael Hanna Written-By – Michael Mcdonald Bass – Nathan East 4:23
9Matters Of The Heart Acoustic Guitar – Dean Parks Backing Vocals – Alison KraussVince Gill Finger Cymbals – Lenny Castro Programmed By [Drums] – Jimmy Bralower Triangle – Lenny Castro Written-By – Michael Mcdonald Acoustic Guitar – Dean Parks Backing Vocals – Alison KraussVince GillFinger Cymbals – Lenny CastroProgrammed By [Drums] – Jimmy BralowerTriangle – Lenny Castro Written-By – Michael Mcdonald4:29
10Sweet Freedom (Single Version) Arranged By [Horns] – Larry WilliamsRod Temperton Backing Vocals – Siedah Garrett Flute – David BoruffKim Hutchcroft Guitar – Michael ThompsonPaul Jackson Jr. Horns – Larry Williams Keyboards – Danny SembelloGreg PhillinganesLarry WilliamsRod TempertonTony Patler Saxophone – David BoruffKim Hutchcroft Synthesizer – Larry Williams Synthesizer [Synclavier] – Wells Christy Trombone – Bill Reichenbach (2) Trumpet – Chuck FindleyGary GrantJerry Hey Written-By – Rod Temperton4:05
11Get The Word Started Arranged By [Strings] – Paul Riser Backing Vocals – David LasleyHarry BowensKathy WalkerSweet Pea Atkinson Bass – Charles Frichtel Congas – Debra Dobkin Drums – George Perilli Guitar – Bernie Chiaravalle Keyboards – Michael Hanna Soloist [Sax] – Vince Denham Written-By – David PackMichael Mcdonald 5:40
12Any Foolish Thing Backing Vocals – Chuck Sabatino Bass – Willie Weeks Drums – Jeff Porcaro Synthesizer – Chuck Sabatino Tenor Saxophone – Cornelius Bumpus Written-By – Chuck SabatinoMichael McDonald 4:24
13Take It To Heart Arranged By – Paul Riser Backing Vocals – David LasleySir Harry Bowens*, Sweet Pea Atkinson Drums – George Perilli Guitar – Bernie Chiaravalle Percussion – Paulinho Da Costa Programmed By [Synthesizer] – Don WasJohn TeshMichael HannaMichael Mason Sequenced By [Synthesizer] – Don WasJohn TeshMichael HannaMichael Mason Sitar [Coral] – Bernie Chiaravalle Written-By – Diane WarrenMichael Mcdonald 5:54
14Higher Ground (Previously Unissued)Written-By – Stevie Wonder Written-By – Stevie Wonder4:03
15Lost In The Parade Bass – Willie Weeks Drums – Jeff Porcaro Drums [Simmons] – Staff Fieldhouse Guitar – Robert Ford Synthesizer – Brian Mann (4) Written-By – Grady WalkerMichael Mcdonald 3:48
16Blink Of An Eye Alto Saxophone – Brandon Fields Arranged By [Horns] – David Frank Bass – Pino Palladino Bass [Synth] – Jeff Bova Clavinet – Jeff Bova Drums – George PerilliJohn Robinson (2)Manu Katche*Organ [Hammond] – Benmont Tench Programmed By – David Frank Programmed By [Drums] – Jimmy Bralower Rhythm Guitar – Randy JacobsRobben Ford Soloist [Guitar] – Warren Haynes Synthesizer [Horns] – David Frank Tenor Saxophone – Albert Wing Trumpet – Lee Thornburg Written-By – George PerilliMichael Mcdonald 4:53

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Preface — ix

Love is a many-splendored thing — 1

My parents, Ray Charles, and Dr. Bilskey– 9

God, girls, and guitars — 18

Thank you, but that won’t be necessary — 27

New threads and New York City — 40

High school and marijuana (and not necessarily in that order) — 48

LA calls — 60

California dreams and a couple of nightmares — 65

One hit shy of a one-hit wonder — 78

What could possibly go wrong? — 89

Steely Dan and the (almost) murder of Aunt Mame — 97

The Dan’s European adventures — 106

Michael and Walter’s not-so-great adventure –118

Meet the Doobies — 123

Doobie or not doobie, that is the question — 133

Livin’ on the (It’s not my) fault line — 144

Minute by minute — 150

Don’t stop to watch the wheels come off — 163

Amy — 175

If that’s what it takes — 184

Our love — 196

Soundtracks, duets, and pigeons — 209

The million-dollar question — 217

In the blink of an eye — 230

Orientation day — 247

Nashville — 255

Tears to come — 268

As luck would have it — 274

Takin’ motown to the streets — 285

Through the many winters — 290

Doobie continued — 305

How do we land this thing? — 309

Michael McDonald Discography — 315

Acknowledgements — 323

WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #181: THREE GUNS FOR TONTO By W. C. Tuttle

Three Guns for Tonto: The Complete Tales of Sheriff Henry, Volume 7 is another wonderful collection of W. C. Tuttle stories. W. C. Tuttle was a prolific writer back in the Pulp Era and Steeger Press is in the process of reprinting all the Sheriff Henry Harrison Conroy adventures. This Volume 7 in the series collects two short novels.

Henry Harrison Conroy used to be a vaudeville comedy star. But his career was upended and Conroy headed to Arizona to claim an inheritance of a ranch. Conroy, based apparently on W. C. Fields, is elected Sheriff as a joke. He turns the joke on the town by remaining in office. Although Conroy knows nothing of the law, he solves mysteries and brings some justice to a lawless land. Conroy’s supporting cast includes his deputy – a retired lawyer who stays with him drink for drink, his jailer – a big goofy Swede, and a woman who likes him, but not his alcohol consumption.

In “The Shame of Arizona,” $35,000 in diamonds moves from place to place with bodies along the way. Two suspicious murders, the theft of horses, some Border irregularities, all mix together in an action-filled adventure with plenty of humor. GRADE: B+

In “Three Guns for Tonto” Sheriff Conroy is under heavy pressure by his rivals who want to see him turned out of office. The robbery of the Scorpion Bend Bank and two mysterious murders make Conroy look ineffectual. But, the Sheriff slowly puts the puzzle pieces together to decipher the crimes and show once again he’s the smartest man in Arizona. GRADE: B+

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

The Shame of Arizona — 1

The Guns for Tonto — 115

LET THE CANARY SING [Paramount+]

Let the Canary Sing takes the audience back to the beginning of Cyndi Lauper’s life in a lower-class Queens neighborhood through her rebellious youth pushing back against intolerance. As a child, Cyndi Lauper loved singing with her older sister, Ellen. But both girls had to deal with parents who were always fighting and a convent school where the nuns tried to tame the Laupers wild ways.

Both Cyndi Lauper and her sister left home at early ages. Cyndi joined the local music scene and slowly became a known as a talented but quirky singer. My favorite part of Let the Canary Sing were the scenes, using archival footage, of the writing and recording of “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” Cyndi Lauper did not like the original “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” She thought it was a guy’s song with a guy’s message. But Cyndi Lauper’s David Wolff, then Cyndi’s manager, managed to talk Cyndi into making changes to the song that made it acceptable to her and changed the focus to a girls’s song. Wolff was also responsible for the wrestling tie-in.

Alison Ellwood’s documentary Let the Canary Sing is a nostalgic exploration of the life and career of legendary pop icon Cyndi Lauper, along with a boisterous narrative anchored by the inimitable Lauper herself. If you’re a Cyndi Lauper fan, you won’t want to miss Let the Canary Sing, a marvelous documentary! GRADE: B+

SHAKESPEARE THE MAN WHO PAYS THE RENT By Judi Dench

Judi Dench and her friend Brendan O’Hea provide a guided tour of many of Shakespeare’s plays. What makes Shakespeare the Man Who Pays the Rent special is Dench’s experience with the roles she discusses. Dench’s long career acting in Shakespeare plays includes triumphs, disasters, and backstage shenanigans.

Dan Stumpf will love Dench’s dissection of Hamlet and her insights into the roles she played in Shakespeare’s masterpiece. I was surprised when I read Dench’s chapter on King Lear. Many people consider King Lear to be Shakespeare’s best play, but Dench writes, “I can see that it’s an extraordinary piece of writing, but if you were to ask me my five favourite Shakespeares, King Lear wouldn’t be one of them.” (p. 183)

Over her seven decade career, Judi Dench developed opinions on how Shakespearean roles should be played, how audiences have changed, the influence of critics, how company spirit is necessary to success, and the importance of rehearsal room etiquette. Dench isn’t afraid to tackle technical subjects like developing the craft of speaking in verse and taking chances with Shakespeare’s intensions.

If you’re a Judi Dench fan, Shakespeare the Man Who Pays the Rent is a must-read. If you’re a Shakespeare fan, Shakespeare the Man Who Pays the Rent is a must-read. I came away from reading Shakespeare the Man Who Pays the Rent knowing a whole lot more about Shakespearean plays! GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

INTRODUCTION — 1

Macbeth

Lady Macbeth — 5

Stratford-upon-Avon — 21

A midsummer night’s dream

Titania — 25

Hermia — 36

First Fairy — 45

Play — 49

Twelfth night

Viola — 53

Maria — 68

The merchant of Venice

Poria –79

Company — 94

Hamlet

Ophelia — 97

Gertrude — 109

Coriolanus

Volumnia — 125

Fireside ramblings — 138

As you like it

Phebe — 143

Measure for measure

Isabella — 149

Rose Theatre — 165

Much ado about nothing

Beatrice — 167

King Lear

Regan, Cordellia and Goneril — 183

Failure — 197

The comedy of errors

Adriana — 199

Rehearsal — 213

Richard II

Queen Isabel — 217

Antony and Cleopatra

Cleopatra — 227

Cymbeline

Imogen — 245

Critics — 261

All’s well that ends well

Countess of Roussillon — 265

Shakespeare’s language — 277

Henry V

Katherine — 281

Hostess — 285

The merry wives of Windsor

Mistress Quickly — 291

Anne Page — 300

Audience — 304

Richard III

Duchess of York –307

Changing times –314

The winter’s tale

Hermione. — 317

Perdita — 328

Paulina — 336

Time — 349

Future of Shakespeare — 350

Romeo and Juliet

Juliet — 353

Advice — 371

Epilogue — 375

Acknowledgements — 379

MUCINEX DM MAX

It’s been over five or six years since Diane and I have had a cold or flu. So when Covid-19 gave us sore throats and persistent coughs, we didn’t have anything in our medicine chest to take. Diane’s doctor recommended Mucinex. I’ve seen a hundred Mucinex commercials over the years but hadn’t had a need for it. But now Diane and I needed something that would control our coughing, relieve our chest congestion, and loosen our mucus.

I bought a bottle of Mucinex DM Max and Diane and I took it immediately. Mucinex DM Max has a flavorful cherry taste. But, better than that, it goes to work right away. Both Diane and I stopped coughing after just one dose. Diane had two really bad nights because of her constant coughing, but Mucinex DM Max dispelled that problem.

I’ve been disappointed in medications over the past few years that promise relief and deliver…not much other than empty promises. It was great to take Muscinex DM Max and see it work right away giving us some relief from our Covid-19 symptoms. Have you used Muscinex?

DIANE AND I GET COVID-19 FOR THE FIRST TIME

Diane and I drove back to Western New York on Monday after spending a weekend in Ohio with Diane’s sister Carol. Patrick and Katie flew in to join us for Father’s Day. On Saturday, we all attended a High School Graduation Party along with 50 other people we didn’t know.

Diane and I both woke up on Tuesday after a night full of coughing and sneezing. Then things really went downhill: aches, pains, headaches, extreme fatigue. We spent most of Tuesday napping. But, we didn’t get any better.

After another crappy night of non-stop coughing, Diane brought out two Flowflex Covid-19 Antigen Home Tests. The results are above: two positive tests for Covid-19. Diane called her doctor and was told to take Mucinex. Diane was told to drink warm water with orange/lemon slices and two dollops of honey. And for fever and chills, take Afrin and tylenol.

My doctor told me to sleep a lot and drink a lot of fluids. Both doctors offered us Paxlovid but we both declined. We have friends that used Paxlovid who complained that Paxlovid was worse than Covid-19.

My throat was on fire Thursday despite my frequent gargling and drinking fluids. The fire subsided Friday, but both Diane and I suffered terrible fatigue. No energy.

Today, we’ll test again and see if we’re Covid-19 free. I never want to have this vile disease again! Have you had Covid-19?

SAEVUS CORAX DEALS WITH THE DEAD By K. J. Parker

K. J. Parker (aka, Tom Holt) has written a trilogy of adventure novels about a rogue who stumbles from one dangerous situation to another. Parker made the wise decision of allowing “Saevus Corax” (aka, Florian met’Oc), a royal on the run, to narrate his own story: “Usually in human life you have at least some idea of which side you’re on, but not always.” (p. 188) In Saevus Corax Deals With the Dead, our intrepid narrator changes sides several times. As the novel opens, Corax and his 500 followers are “dealing with the Dead.” The real dead. Corax negotiated for the rights to strip the bodies of dead soldiers after a grand battle: battlefield salvage. Armor and weapons bring in Big Bucks in these Medieval times. But, Corax soon finds himself on the run. His family has put price on Corax’s head–dead or alive.

In addition, Corax and his salvage crew are framed in a heist so more forces are after their heads on a spike. Fleeing from city to city, fighting assassins and blackguards, you’d think this was a pretty grim story. And, you would be wrong!

Corax constantly jumps from one frying pan into another fire as his enemies converge on him. But Corax, despite his many flaws, is a genius at strategy and he’s almost always a step ahead of those who either want to kidnap him, or kill him. If you’re in the mood for a roller-coaster thrill ride with some laughs thrown in, give Saevus Corax Deals With the Dead a try. GRADE: B+

LEGENDS & LATTES By Travis Baldree

COVER ART BY CARSON LOWMILLER

“It’s sweet, beautiful, and, most of all, kind. I hugely recommend this book.” Those words by Seanan McGuire motivated me to buy Travis Baldree’s Legends & Lattes. I read it in one day and discovered a new genre: Fantasy Cozy.

Viv, a battle-weary orc, decides to give up her mercenary life and aims to start fresh, opening the first ever coffee shop in the city of Thune. Most Fantasy novels I read feature plenty of adventures and quests and battles. Legends & Lattes tells the story of Viv’s efforts to start a small business and leave her combative life behind.

This novel, being a Fantasy, includes magic in the form of an ancient stone that’s supposed to bring Luck. Viv does have uncanny luck in hiring a master carpenter, a beautiful succubus as a barista, a young bard to play music, an incredible baker, and more helpful characters. Viv’s dreams are threatened by a local protection racket gang and a vicious enemy from her Past.

If you’re in the mood for something different in the Fantasy genre, something which is sweet and kind and earnest, Legends & Lattes hits the spot! GRADE: B