MERRY CHRISTMAS 2023!

Merry Christmas to all of you! Our Christmas dinner includes green salad, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, Mac & Cheese, dinner rolls, and jello salad. Desserts include apple pie, Oreo Cookie Cake, and Christmas cookies. What’s on your Christmas menu?

NFL WEEK 16: DALLAS COWBOYS VS. MIAMI DOLPHINS [FOX SPORTS 4:25 P.M.]

The Buffalo Bills need some help in order to make the Playoffs (and maybe win the AFC East Championship). The Dolphins are favored by 1 1/2 points over the Cowboys who don’t play well on the road (for example, losing to the Bills last Sunday 31-10) while winning 15 games in a row at home. Go Cowboys! How will your favorite NFL team perform today (or tomorrow)?

BUFFALO BILLS VS. LA CHARGERS [Peacock]

Last week, after the LA Chargers got blasted by the Las Vegas Raiders 63-21, the owner of the Chargers fired the Head Coach and the General Manager. This week, the Buffalo Bills flew to the West Coast as 11 1/2 point favorites over the Chargers. Will the Chargers come onto the field with fire and fury? Or will the struggling Chargers struggle against the Buffalo Bills? We’ll find out tonight at 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time on the Peacock Network.

FRIDAY’S FORGOTTEN BOOKS #773: THE BEST OF THE BEST: 20 YEARS OF THE YEAR’S BEST SCIENCE FICTION Edited by Gardner Dozois

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Gardner Dozois edited his monumental Year’s Best Science Fiction series for 35 years. The series started in 1984 and ended in 2018 when Dozois died. In Robert Silverberg’s brilliant “Foreword” to The Best of the Best: 20 Years of the Year’s Best Science Fiction (2005), Silverberg presents Dozois’s strategy to be the anthology of record for Science Fiction. Every event, every compelling story, every innovation to the genre was meticulously recorded by Dozois for Posterity. That’s what makes this SF series so iconic and important.

This 655 page volume includes the best SF stories from 1984 to 2004. Not only did Dozois select the stories for this anthology, he provides introductions to each story to explain why the writer and this particular story made it into this Big Fat Book.

If you have a Science Fiction fan on your Holiday Gift List, The Best of the Best: 20 Years of the Year’s Best Science Fiction would make a wonderful present. Or, maybe Santa could bring this great book to you! How many of these stories are you familiar with? Any favorites? GRADE: A

Table of Contents:

ACKNOWLEGEMENTS — vii

FOREWORD by Robert Silverberg — xi

PREFACE by Gardner Dozis — xvii

  • Blood music / Greg Bear — 1
  • A cabin on the coast / Gene Wolfe — 19
  • Salvador / Lucius Shepard — 28
  • Trinity / Nancy Kress — 42
  • Flying saucer rock and roll / Howard Waldrop — 78
  • Dinner in Audoghast / Bruce Sterling — 93
  • Roadside rescue / Pat Cadigan — 103
  • Snow / John Crowley — 109
  • The winter market / William Gibson — 121
  • The pure product / John Kessel — 137
  • Stable strategies for middle management / Eileen Gunn — 152
  • Kirinyaga / Mike Resnick — 162
  • Tales from the Venia Woods / Robert Silverberg — 177
  • Bears discover fire / Terry Bisson — 191
  • Even the queen / Connie Willis — 199
  • Guest of honor / Robert Reed — 213
  • None so blind / Joe Haldeman — 238
  • Mortimer Gray’s History of death / Brian Stableford — 246
  • The Lincoln Train / Maureen F. McHugh — 293
  • Wang’s carpets / Greg Egan — 303
  • Coming of age in Karhide / Ursula K. Le Guin — 328
  • The dead / Michael Swanwick — 342
  • Recording angel / Ian McDonald — 352
  • A dry, quiet war / Tony Daniel — 363
  • The undiscovered / William Sanders — 380
  • Second skin / Paul J. McAuley — 400
  • Story of your life / Ted Chiang — 418
  • People came from earth / Stephen Baxter — 454
  • The wedding album / David Marusek — 464
  • 10¹⁶ to 1 / James Patrick Kelly — 502
  • Daddy’s world / Walter Jon Williams — 520
  • The real world / Steven Utley — 541
  • Have not have / Geoff Ryman — 561
  • Lobsters / Charles Stross — 577
  • Breathmoss / Ian R. MacLeod — 597
  • Lambing season / Molly Gloss — 647

ELVIS CHRISTMAS, ELVIS PRESLEY BLUE CHRISTMAS, and ELVIS SINGS THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CHRISTMAS

Last week, Deb made the comment: “Christmas isn’t Christmas in our house without listening at least once to Elvis’s Christmas album—that is a mainstay.” And just by chance, I stumbled over these Christmas Elvis CDs (while searching for something else). Elvis Christmas is the only Elvis Christmas CD you really need to listen to. It includes all of the Christmas songs Elvis sings so well.

In the everlasting quest for Truth in Advertising, I’m including the other two Elvis Christmas CDs I found: Elvis Presley Blue Christmas and Elvis sings The Wonderful World of Christmas. If you check the Track Lists, you’ll find they’re identical (except for the deceptive titles and different album covers).

Do you listen to Elvis at Christmas time? Do you have a favorite song? GRADES: Elvis ChristmasA, Elvis Presley Blue Christmas and Elvis sings The Wonderful World of ChristmasB

TRACK LIST:

Santa Claus Is Back In Town2:24
White Christmas2:23
Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)1:54
I’ll Be Home For Christmas1:52
Blue Christmas2:07
Santa Bring My Baby Back (To Me)1:52
O Little Town Of Bethlehem2:36
Silent Night2:13
(There’ll Be) Peace In The Valley (For Me)3:21
I Believe2:05
Take My Hand, Precious Lord3:17
It Is No Secret (What God Can Do)3:54
O Come, All Ye Faithful2:48
The First Noel2:10
On A Snowy Christmas Night2:50
Winter Wonderland2:19
The Wonderful World Of Christmas1:59
It Won’t Seem Like Christmas (Without You)2:42
I’ll Be Home On Christmas Day3:50
If I Get Home On Christmas Day2:53
Holly Leaves And Christmas Trees2:14
Merry Christmas Baby5:45
Silver Bells2:27

TRACK LIST:

O Come All Ye Faithful2:47
The First Noel2:08
Winter Wonderland2:17
Silver Bells2:27
Blue Christmas2:05
Silent Night2:23
White Christmas2:23
I’ll Be Home For Christmas1:54

TRACK LIST:

O Come All Ye Faithful2:47
The First Noel2:08
Winter Wonderland2:17
Silver Bells2:27
Blue Christmas2:05
Silent Night2:23
White Christmas2:23
I’ll Be Home For Christmas1:54

WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #155: NO ONE WILL COME BACK FOR US By Premee Mohamed

One look at the cover of No One Will Come Back For Us gives you a big hint about why I like this book: TENTACLES! That’s a dead give-away that Cthulhu and the Shoggoths are in the house! My favorite story in  No One Will Come Back For Us is “The Adventurer’s Wife” where a famous explorer goes to Africa and finds the ruins of an ancient race. The people in the village that protect the ruins warn the explorer not to take any of the ruins…but of course you know what happens.

Premie Mohamed’s other stories deal with monsters, gods, chaos, and strange beasts. The blurb on the back cover of No One Will Come Back For Us calls her stories “contemporary cosmic horror and dark fantasy.” That pretty much sums her work up. If you’re in the mood for some stories that will widen your eyes and send chills down your back, give No One Will Come Back For Us a try. GRADE: B

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Below the kirk, below the hill — 11

Instructions — 25

The evaluator — 31

At the hand of every beast — 49

The adventurer’s wife — 61

The general’s turn — 73

Sixteen minutes — 97

Fortunato — 101

The honeymakers — 121

Four hours of a revolution — 131

For each of these miseries — 145

Everything as part of its infinite place — 171

No one will come back for us — 191

Willing — 215

Us and ours — 225

The redoubtables — 243

Quietus — 259

Story notes — 275

Publication History — 289

Acknowledgements — 291

About the Author — 293

GONE TO GRAVEYARDS By Daniel Boyd

Daniel Boyd (aka, Dan Stumpf) is back with another Streak Wilson novel.  The first Streak Wilson book, The Devil and Streak Wilson (you can read my review here) , was an unusual Western with an unpredictable plot and vivid characters.

            Gone to Graveyards presents a series of surprises:  Streak Wilson gets pummeled into unconsciousness.  A young boy screams bloody murder with eerie fright after he sees something unworldly.  And that unworldly creature terrorizes the community with its superhuman strength, its ability to travel undetected, and to munch on humans like they were Lay’s Potato Chips.

            Streak Wilson, a man who’s quick with a gun (not so much with his fists) is hired by a Wells Fargo executive to hunt down the deadly creature.  But Streak Wilson is a damaged man.  He fought in the Civil War and sustained a head injury that almost killed him.  Streak Wilson’s recovery was incomplete.  Streak has a “wall” in his brain that he had be unable to climb to discover memories hidden from himself.  

            This all comes into play during the hunt and Streak learns key aspects about his Past and that results in a change in Streak’s future.

            If you’re in the mood for a Western that breaks the traditional modes of story-telling, give Gone to Graveyards a try. Well done, Dan! GRADE: B+

GREAT SHORT BOOKS By Kenneth C. Davis

For that voracious reader on your Holiday Gift List, you might consider Kenneth C. Davis’s Great Short Books! I found Kenneth C. Davis an engaging guide to these great short novels. You might remember one of Davis’s other books: Don’t Know Much About History. The same clear writing and perceptive analysis from Don’t Know Much About History shows up in Great Short Books.

How many of these great short books have you read? Do you see some titles of books you’d like to read? GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction: Notes of a common reader — xv

Agostino / Alberto Moravia — 1

Animal Farm: A Fairy Story / George Orwell — 7

Another Brooklyn / Jacqueline Woodson — 13

The Awakening / Kate Chopin — 19

Ballad of the Sad Café / Carson McCullers — 25

Big Boy Leaves Home / Richard Wright — 31

Bonjour Tristesse / Françoise Sagan — 39

Candide, or Optimism / Voltaire — 45

Charlotte’s Web / E. B. White — 53

A Clockwork Orange / Anthony Burgess — 57

The Country Girls / Edna O’Brien — 65

Death in Venice / Thomas Mann — 71

Dept. of Speculation / Jenny Offill — 77

The Dry Heart / Natalia Ginzburg — 83

Ethan Frome / Edith Wharton — 89

Evil Under the Sun / Agatha Christie — 95

The Fifth Child / Doris Lessing — 101

The Ghost Writer / Philip Roth — 107

The Great Gatsby / F. Scott Fitzgerald — 113

The Hour of the Star / Clarice Lispector — 119

The House on Mango Street / Sandra Cisneros — 125

If Beale Street Could Talk / James Baldwin — 131

If This Is a Man [Survival in Auschwitz] / Primo Levi — 137

July’s People / Nadine Gordimer — 143

The Lathe of Heaven / Ursula K. Le Guin — 149

Lord of the Flies / William Golding — 155

The Lost Daughter / Elena Ferrante — 161

The Lover / Marguerite Duras — 167

Lucy / Jamaica Kincaid — 173

Maus I: A Survivor’s Tale: My Father Bleeds History / Art Spiegelman — 179

Middle Passage / Charles Johnson — 185

Mrs. Dalloway / Virginia Woolf — 191

The Hours / Michael Cunningham — 197

The Nickel Boys / Colson Whitehead — 203

No One Writes to the Colonel / Gabriel García Márquez — 209

The Old Man and the Sea / Ernest Hemingway — 215

On Chesil Beach / Ian McEwan — 223

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich / Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn — 229

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit / Jeanette Winterson — 235

Pale Horse, Pale Rider / Katherine Anne Porter — 241

A Pale View of Hills / Kazuo Ishiguro — 247

Passing / Nella Larsen — 253

The Perfect Nanny / Leïla Slimani — 261

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man / James Joyce — 267

The Postman Always Rings Twice / James M. Cain — 273

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie / Muriel Spark — 279

The Red Badge of Courage / Stephen Crane — 285

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption / Stephen King — 291

The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea / Yukio Mishima — 297

The Stranger / Albert Camus — 303

Sula / Toni Morrison — 309

Surfacing / Margaret Atwood — 315

Their Eyes Were Watching God / Zora Neale Hurston — 321

Things Fall Apart / Chinua Achebe — 327

Tokyo Ueno Station / Yu Miri — 333

Waiting for the Barbarians / J. M. Coetzee — 339

We Have Always Lived in the Castle / Shirley Jackson — 343

Wide Sargasso Sea / Jean Rhys — 349

Afterword: What’s not here — 355

My favorite fifteen great short books — 361

Index of entries by date of publication — 363

Index of entries by author’s last name — 365

Nobel Prize in Literature Laureates in this book — 367

More Great Short Books — 369

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS — 371

Notes About the Books — 373