WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #177: THE MEASURE OF MALICE: SCIENTIFIC DETECTION STORIES Edited by Martin Edwards

I’m a big fan of Martin Edwards’s anthologies (you can read some of my reviews here and here). The Measure of Malice: Scientific Detection Stories (2020) presents 14 stories that use scientific and technical know-how to solve crimes. The anthology starts out with one of my favorite Sherlock Holmes stories: “The Boscombe Valley Mystery” where the crime is solved with a focus on footprints and Holmes’s monograph “on the ashes of 140 different varieties of pipe, cigar, and cigarette tobacco.” (p. 2)

L. T. Meade is a writer new to me, but her two stories–with different partners–impressed me. “The Horror of Studley Grange” involves two sick people whose issues concern a clever physician. “The Man Who Disappeared” centers around a fabulous gold mine and a “scientific” application to make a body disappear.

Also of note is Anthony Wynne’s “The Cyprian Bees,” the first mystery story I’ve ever read where bees are the method of murder. I’m a fan of R. Austin Freeman’s Doctor Thorndyke mysteries. and “The Contents of a Mare’s Nest” is complicated and a challenge to Thorndyke and the reader. H. C. Bailey is largely forgotten, but he wrote a twisty story in “The Broken Toad.” What a creepy family he concocted!

If you’re looking for a high quality mystery anthology, I recommend The Measure of Malice. GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction — vii

The Boscombe Valley Mystery / Arthur Conan Doyle — 1

The Horror of Studley Grange / L. T. Meade and Clifford Halifax — 34

The Tragedy of a Third Smoker / C. J. Cutcliffe Hyne — 66

The Man Who Disappeared / L. T. Meade and Robert Eustace — 80

The Cyprian Bees / Anthony Wynne — 111

The English Filter / C. E. Bechhofer Roberts — 134

The Contents of a Mare’s Nest / R. Austin Freeman — 155

After Death the Doctor / J. J. Connington — 179

The Broken Toad / H. C. Bailey — 213

In the Teeth of the Evidence / Dorothy L. Sayers — 252

The Case of the Chemist in the Cupboard / Ernest Dudley — 271

The Purple Line / John Rhode — 290

Blood Sport / Edmund Crispin — 302

The New Cement / Freeman Wills Crofts — 309

ERIC [Netflix]

“A desperate father, alongside a tenacious cop, battles his own demons on the streets of 1980s New York as he searches for his missing nine-year-old son.”–Netflix

Benedict Cumberbatch plays Vincent Anderson, an alcoholic puppeteer, whose marriage is failing. His TV program Good Day Sunshine–think Sesame Street–is suffering from lower ratings. Then, his 9-year-old son, Edgar (Evan Howe), disappears–a parent’s worst nightmare!

Set in the 1980s and based on an actual case, the series of six episodes asks the audience to follow Cumberbatch and a hallucinatory big blue puppet named Eric as they travel the subway system searching for Edgar. I found the hallucinatory big blue puppet quirky and weird–not in a Good Way.

There’s also a subplot dealing with Mikey Ledroit (McKinley Belcher III) of the NYPD’s Missing Persons Unit. I also liked the performance of the long-suffering wife and mother (Gaby Hoffmann). [SLIGHT SPOILER!]: I fault the writers of Eric who have the mother engage in sex with an old boyfriend in the middle of the frantic search for her son. I found that completely unbelievable. [END SPOILER]

Watching Cumberbatch traveling with an illusory big blue puppet was hard to watch for six episodes. You mileage may differ. I also didn’t like the ending. GRADE: C

IS AMERICA DICTATOR-PROOF?

With Donald J. Trump, presumptive Nominee for President of the Republican Party, now a convicted felon the danger to Democracy in America just amped up. Trump needs to win the Presidency to defend himself from more serious legal problems posed by the Justice Department and Jack Smith. You can bet if Trump wins in November, he’ll gut the Justice Department and fire Jack Smith. And pardon himself.

Will November’s Election be our last Presidential Election? Many commentators who know Trump claim if he gets back into the White House, he will NEVER leave. Dire times ahead! What do you think?

TRIPLE BERRY NUT TRAIL MIX

I’m always looking for good tasting snacks with moderate carbohydrates. I was in Sam’s Club last week and walked by a kiosk where a little old lady was handing out free samples of Triple Berry Nut Trail Mix.

So I tried the “Tasty Blend of Dried Cranberries, Rick Dark Chocolate, Almonds, Walnuts, Pumpkin Seeds, Dried Blueberries, Dried Cherries, and Cashews.” Yummy!

I like all the ingredients in this mix. The price was right so I bought a bag and enjoy this healthy snack. Do you like trail mix? What’s your favorite snack? GRADE: B+

UNFROSTED [Netflix]

Check out the cast of Unfrosted:

  • Jerry Seinfeld: Plays Bob Cabana and also directed and co-wrote the film
  • Melissa McCarthy: Plays Donna “Stan” Stankowski
  • Jim Gaffigan: Plays Edsel Kellogg III
  • Amy Schumer: Plays Marjorie Post
  • Hugh Grant: Plays Thurl Ravenscroft as Tony the Tiger
  • James Marsden: Plays Jack LaLanne
  • Thomas Lennon: Plays Harold von Braunhut
  • Jack McBrayer: Plays Steve Schwinn
  • Bobby Moynihan: Plays Chef Boyardee
  • Bill Burr: Plays President John F. Kennedy
  • Christian Slater: Plays Mike Diamond

Other cast members include Max Greenfield, Fred Armisen, Mikey Day, Kyle Mooney, and Drew Tarver. Plus a number of surprise celebrity cameos!

Jerry Seinfeld wrote and directed this story of the origin of the Pop Tart. It’s silly and weird! Be prepared for a wacky ride if you decided to watch this strange movie. GRADE: B

FRIDAY’S FORGOTTEN BOOKS #795: RELIC and RELIQUARY By Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child

For 30 years or so, I’ve seen books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child in Book Sales and on remainder tables. I have never bought one of their many books nor read their work…until I read the first review of their books that I’d ever seen.

The brilliant David Vineyard, who contributes frequently to Steve Lewis’s excellent blog, Mystery*File, wrote a review of Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child’s The Cabinet of Dr. Leng–the 21st book in the Special Agent Pendergast series. Not only did the review highlight elements that intrigued me, David’s comment to me gave me direction and motivation:

  1. David L Vineyard Says:
    March 25th, 2024 at 1:50 p.m. My personal reading recommendation for this long series would be to start with RELIC (and its sequel RELIQUARY), and then jump to the Diogenes and Helen trilogies that fill in a great deal of Pendergast’s intriguing history. BRIMSTONE, featuring Count Fosco as a villain, is far and away my favorite among the books, I was always a fan of the boys, loving books like ICE LIMIT and RIPTIDE, but the Pendergast saga has really grown on me.The books are a saga, and you could easily read them in order, but it isn’t necessary in order to enjoy them. Other stand outs in the series are THE CABINET OF CURIOSITIES, STILL LIFE WITH CROWS, THE WHEEL OF DARKNESS, CEMETARY DANCE, THE OBSIDIAN CHAMBER, and VERSES FOR THE DEAD. The Diogenes Trilogy consists of BRIMSTONE, DANCE OF DEATH, and BOOK OF THE DEAD. The Helen Trilogy: FEVER DREAM, COLD VENGANCE, and TWO GRAVES. There really hasn’t been anything quite like this since the 19th Century French feullitons, newspaper serials like the works of Dumas and Hugo, but also Ponson Du Terrail’s Rocambole saga, Paul Feval’s the Black Coats saga, or Jean de la Hire’s tales of the Nyctalope.

How could I resist after reading that comment! I immediately visited my favorite used bookstores and found Relic (1995) and Reliquary (1997). A couple days later, I finished both books and happily agree with David Vineyard on the Pendergast Saga. Pendergast–in the first two books of the series–casts an enigmatic shadow on the investigations. In Relic, Pendergast shows up on page 78; in Reliquary, he shows up on page 108. Events are in motion when Pendergast appears unbidden to assist in the mysteries.

The action in Relic takes place mostly in the New York Museum of Natural History as visitor are being savagely murdered. The police are confused by these seemingly random killings. Museum researcher Margo Green uses her scientific expertise to point Pendergast towards a bizarre explanation for the dead bodies. GRADE: B+

The action gets ramped up in the sequel to Relic, Reliquary. Margo Green is again involved in a series of savagely murdered victims. The trail leads to the warren of tunnels, sewers, and galleries beneath Manhattan where thousands of homeless people live. But something new and deadly has been added to the underground societies. Lieutenant D’Agosta, Pendergast, and Green again face danger as a massive catastrophic event is about to occur. GRADE: B+

I’m currently tracking down the other books in the Pendergast series!

APPLE MUSIC 100 BEST ALBUMS

There’s plenty to debate in considering the rankings (and album choices) on Apple Music’s latest list of the 100 Best Albums of All Time. How can Frank Ocean’s Blonde rank higher than Bob Dylan’s Blonde On Blonde? Only one Rolling Stones album? Taylor Swift’s 1989 ranking higher than Bruce Springsteen’s Born to Run? Radiohead’s OK Computer higher than Carole King’s Tapestry?

Clearly, Apple Music’s staff generated a list of albums to create controversy and increased traffic on their music website. Do you agree with these goofy Apple Music choices and rankings? Is your favorite album included in this list?

NumberAlbumArtist
1The Miseducation of Lauryn HillLauryn Hill
2ThrillerMichael Jackson
3Abbey RoadThe Beatles
4Purple RainPrince & The Revolution
5BlondeFrank Ocean
6Songs in the Key of LifeStevie Wonder
7Good Kid, M.A.A.D CityKendrick Lamar
8Back to BlackAmy Winehouse
9NevermindNirvana
10LemonadeBeyoncé
11RumoursFleetwood Mac
12OK ComputerRadiohead
13The BlueprintJay-Z
14Highway 61 RevisitedBob Dylan
1521Adele
16BlueJoni Mitchell
17What’s Going OnMarvin Gaye
181989 (Taylor’s Version)Taylor Swift
19The ChronicDr. Dre
20Pet SoundsThe Beach Boys
21RevolverThe Beatles
22Born to RunBruce Springsteen
23DiscoveryDaft Punk 
24The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From MarsDavid Bowie
25Kind of BlueMiles Davis 
26My Beautiful Dark Twisted FantasyKanye West
27Led Zeppelin IILed Zeppelin
28The Dark Side of the MoonPink Floyd 
29The Low End TheoryA Tribe Called Quest
30When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?Billie Eilish
31Jagged Little PillAlanis Morissette 
32Ready to DieNotorious B.I.G.
33Kid ARadiohead
34It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us BackPublic Enemy
35London CallingThe Clash 
36BeyoncéBeyoncé
37Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)Wu-Tang Clan
38TapestryCarole King
39IllmaticNas
40I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love YouAretha Franklin
41AqueminiOutKast
42ControlJanet Jackson
43Remain in LightTalking Heads
44InnervisionsStevie Wonder
45HomogenicBjörk
46ExodusBob Marley & The Wailers
47Take CareDrake
48Paul’s BoutiqueBeastie Boys
49The Joshua TreeU2
50Hounds of LoveKate Bush
51Sign o’ the TimesPrince
52Appetite for DestructionGuns ‘N Roses
53Exile on Main StreetThe Rolling Stones
54A Love SupremeJohn Coltrane
55AntiRihanna
56DisintegrationThe Cure
57VoodooD’Angelo
58(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?Oasis
59AMArctic Monkeys
60The Velvet Underground and NicoThe Velvet Underground & Nico
61Love DeluxeSade
62All Eyez on Me2Pac
63Are You Experienced?The Jimi Hendrix Experience
64BaduizmErykah Badu
653 Feet High and RisingDe La Soul
66The Queen Is DeadThe Smiths
67DummyPortishead
68Is This ItThe Strokes
69Master of PuppetsMetallica
70Straight Outta ComptonN.W.A
71Trans-Europe ExpressKraftwerk
72SOSSZA
73AjaSteely Dan
74The Downward SpiralNine Inch Nails
75Supa Dupa FlyMissy Eliott
76Un Verano Sin TiBad Bunny
77Like a PrayerMadonna
78Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadElton John
79Norman Fucking Rockwell!Lana Del Rey
80The Marshall Mathers LPEminem
81After the Gold RushNeil Young
82Get Rich or Die Tryin’50 Cent
83HorsesPatti Smith
84DoggystyleSnoop Dogg
85Golden HourKacey Musgraves
86My LifeMary J. Blige
87Blue LinesMassive Attack
88I Put a Spell on YouNina Simone
89The Fame MonsterLady Gaga
90Back in BlackAC/DC
91Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1George Michael
92Flower BoyTyler, the Creator
93A Seat at the TableSolange
94UntrueBurial
95ConfessionsUsher
96Pure HeroineLorde
97Rage Against the MachineRage Against the Machine
98AstroworldTravis Scott
99Hotel CaliforniaEagles
100Body TalkRobyn

WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #176: THE FIENDS OF NIGHTMARIA By Steven Erickson

Steven Erikson, best known for the fantasy series The Malazan Book of the Fallen, has also written a number of novellas set in the Malazan world like The Fiends of Nightmare (2016). Necromancers Bauchelain and Korbal Broach were minor characters in Erikson’s The Malazan Book of the Fallen series, only appearing in Memories of Ice. But fans loved the dark humor of the necromancers and Erikson responded by writing novellas about them for the past 20 years.


“Aye, sir, sly as a fox you are, that’s for sure.”

“I am not sure, Mister Reese, if I like the comparison. Foxes are often the prey of frenzied packs of dogs let loose by the inbred classes, after all. I do not see myself as the object of such sport.” (p. 85)

That’s snippet of conversation between Bauchelain and Emancipor Reese who is the necromancers’ aging manservant. He frequently uses drugs and alcohol to numb his mind to the bizarre acts he witnessed working for the deadly duo. 

In this 100 page novella, the story takes place in the dismal kingdom of Farooq. The King has been murdered and on the throne now sits Bauchalain, with Korbal Broach acting as the Grand Bishop, terrorizing the peasants. Since becoming a self-professed tyrant monarch, Bauchalain has emptied the Treasury. All actors and musicians have been arrested for their crimes against humanity. To distract the populous from the rampant corruption and increasing violence, Bauchalain declares war against the border state of Nightmaria, land of solitary lizard-people.

Bauchalain summons demons and the chaos is complete.

I have to be in the mood for these dark fantasy comedies with their wild action and headless corpses running amok. But, when I am in the mood for dark magic and dark deeds, these Bauchelian and Korbel Broach novellas are Guilty Pleasure. GRADE: B

Bauchelain and Korbal Broach series:
   1. Blood Follows (2002)
   2. The Healthy Dead (2004)
   3. The Lees of Laughter’s End (2007)
   Bauchelain and Korbal Broach (2007)
   4. Crack’d Pot Trail (2009)
   5. The Wurms of Blearmouth (2012)
   6. The Fiends of Nightmaria (2021)
   Upon A Dark of Evil Overlords (2021)

ATLAS [Netflix]

The pluses of Atlas: Jennifer Lopez–a brilliant data analyst) takes on a rogue Artificial Intelligence who wants to cleanse the Earth of humans. The action sequences fill the screen with explosions and excitement–AIs are hard to put down.

The minuses of Atlas: the rogue AI leaves Earth and heads to the Andromeda galaxy. Why so far away? Earth sends J. Lo, a bunch of military rangers in battlebots, and some snarky AIs of their own to fight the rogue AI. It doesn’t not go well for the earthlings.

J. Lo presents a compelling presence as an expert on AI and a Cassandra who warns the military about the destruction they face. She’s also a great fighter in her battlebot. But the movie bogs down as J. Lo and her AI (named “Smith”) have some heart-to-heart conversations.

If you’re in the mood for some vivid action sequences and battles on an alien planet in a galaxy far, far away, check out Atlas. GRADE: B-