Ben Affleck plays a cocky, smirky marketing manager for major corporation. One day, he shows up at work after playing a terrific round of golf and finds out he’s been laid off. Over 6,000 other employees of the corporation have been laid off, too. Affleck drives his Porsche home to his million dollar house to tell his wife he’s lost his job. Initially, Affleck remains optimistic. He thinks he’ll just rebound and find a similar job. But that doesn’t happen. Affleck’s severance checks run out, his home is foreclosed, and his Porsche is repossessed. Affleck, his wife, teenage son, and young daughter move into Affleck’s parent’s house. Affleck swallows his pride and asks his brother-in-law, a building contractor, for a job. The scenes of Affleck putting up drywall and making cement are ironic and sad at the same time. Once a six-figure earning executive, Affleck learns what hard labor is all about. Tommy Lee Jones plays a maverick VP, Chris Cooper plays a 60-ish executive trying to hold on to his job in order to pay his daughter’s tuition at Brown University. Kevin Costner is convincing as Affleck’s acerbic brother-in-law. This talented cast present a portrait of the American workplace that is all too real. GRADE: B+
FORGOTTEN BOOKS #103: THE EUSTACE DIAMONDS By Anthony Trollope
Although Trollope’s The Eustace Diamonds is the third novel in the Palliser series, it can safely be read without knowledge of the two previous books. The Eustace Diamonds blends mystery with humor and explores the social culture of London. Following the death of her husband, Sir Florian, beautiful but conniving Lizzie Eustace comes into possession of an expensive diamond necklace. Lizzie insists that the necklace was a gift from her husband (it wasn’t), but the Eustace lawyers insist she give it up. Lizzie’s ambitious cousin Frank, a lawyer, takes her side. However, Lizzie’s new lover, Lord Fawn, declares that he will only marry her if the necklace is surrendered to the Eustace lawyers. Lizzie becomes the object of gossip and scandal. Then, the necklace is stolen! Trollope’s creation of Lizzie Eustace trumps Becky Sharp of Vanity Fair in skulduggery and manipulation. The Eustace Diamonds will challenge and delight you.
BURLESQUE
Despite the Super Bowl debacle, Christina Aguilera can belt out a song. In Burlesque, Christina belts out several songs. Cher sings a ballad. There’s plenty of pretty women in various stages of undress. The storyline is just connective tissue to link the musical numbers together. Stanley Tucci steals every scene he’s in as the Stage Manager. Yes, there’s plenty of lame dialogue and much of Burlesque is predictable. But there was one twist that I didn’t see coming. Don’t go out of your way to see Burlesque, but when it shows up on cable, you might want to give it a try. GRADE: B
WATSON ON JEOPARDY
The last two nights on Jeopardy I watched IBM’s supercomputer, Watson, kick the butts of former Jeopardy All-Time winners Ken and Brad. After tonight’s episode, Watson leads Brad (who’s in 2nd Place) by $25,000 and Ken by $30,000. Tonight’s episode is the final meeting in the “IBM Challenge.” Back in the 1990s, IBM’s Deep Blue computer took on Russian Grand Master Garry Kasparov and beat him. After two nights of competition, it looks like history is about to repeat itself. If you want to view this historic final showdown between humans and a very smart machine, check your local listings for tonight’s broadcast time. As Bill Crider might say: “I welcome our new supercomputer AI masters.”
GNOMEO & JULIET IN 3D
No, this isn’t William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, but there are some echoes. Montague and the Capulet feud is symbolized by the red capped lawn gnomes vs. the blue capped lawn gnomes. Gnomeo meets Juliet and sparks fly. Emily Blunt voices Juliet exquisitely. James McAvoy is the voice of Gnomeo. Ozzy Osborne, Maggie Smith, Michael Caine, Patrick Stewart, and a few more surprise voices animate their ceramic, plastic, or metal characters. Music for the movie is supplied amply by Sir Elton John. If you’re a fan, you’ll want to own the excellent soundtrack. Gnomeo & Juliet is sweet, clever fun for children of all ages. GRADE: B+
TRACK LIST
1 Hello Hello / Elton John Version 3:45
2 Crocodile Rock / Nelly Furtado 3:27
3 Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) / Elton John 4:53
4 Don’t Go Breaking My Heart / Kiki Dee 4:31
5 Love Builds a Garden / Elton John 3:35
6 Your Song / Elton John 4:02
7 Rocket Man (I Think It’s Going to Be a Long, Long Time) / Elton John 4:42
8 Tiny Dancer / Elton John 6:16
9 Bennie and the Jets / Elton John Live 5:23
10 Gnomeo and Juliet / James Newton Howard 4:22
11 Dandelions / James Newton Howard 4:25
12 Bennie and the Bunnies / James Newton Howard 2:52
13 Terrafirminator / James Newton Howard 5:34
14 The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room / The Mellomen 2:38
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
LISTEN TO THIS By Alex Ross
Alex Ross is one of those few music critics who can write about Mozart and Radiohead with equal authority and insight. Alex Ross is the music critic for The New Yorker. The wonderful essays in Listen to This cover classical music in China, composer Esa-Pekka Salonen, Schubert, John Luther Adams, the St. Lawrence Quartet, Sonic Youth, Verdi, Bob Dylan, the late Brahms, Bjork, and much more. If you’re going to only read one book about music this year, make it Listen to This. GRADE: A
THE MASQUE OF AFRICA: GLIMPSES OF AFRICAN BELIEF By V. S. Naipaul
Nobel Prize winner V. S. Naipaul travels to Africa and reports what he finds. In an acerbic style that angered some critics, Naipaul describes an Africa hopelessly stuck in beliefs in magic and a mythical glorious past. Naipaul begins in Uganda, then goes to Ghana and Nigeria. From there, he treks to the Ivory Coast and Gabon, and ends up in South Africa. Naipaul is critical of evangelical “rock-and-roll” churches and the slow demise of African religions. In South Africa, Naipaul quotes its extraordinary writer Rian Malan who says, “In Africa the white people built themselves a moonbase for their civilization; when that crumbles there is nothing for black or white.” The Masque of Africa is a gloomy assessment that rings true. GRADE: A
FORGOTTEN BOOKS #102: JUST ENOUGH JEEVES By P. G. Wodehouse
Some P. G. Wodehouse fans would argue there couldn’t be enough stories about Bertie Wooster and Jeeves (his genius butler). If you’ve never read any of these Jeeves classics, I envy you the delight and laughter that will enter your life the instant you start reading this book. Just Enough Jeeves includes Joy in the Morning, Very Good, Jeeves, and Right Ho, Jeeves, three very funny works. Robert McCrum’s “Introduction” provides plenty of information about P. G. Wodehouse and his Jeeves series. Just Enough Jeeves is just enough for you to want more!
Other Forgotten Book reviews can be found at the excellent blogs listed below. Patti Abbott returns next week to resume her role as Queen of Forgotten Books!
Bill Crider
B. V. Lawson
Craig Clarke
Ed Gorman
Eric Peterson
Evan Lewis
James Reasoner
Jerry House
John F. Norris
Juri Nummelin
Kerrie Smith
Martin Edwards
Paul Bishop
Rick Robinson
Randy Johnson
Richard L. Pangburn
Scott Cupp
Pete Dragovich
Todd Mason
Kevin R. Tipple
Kate Laity
Rob Kitchin
THE END OF DAPA-EM
For 35 years an intrepid band of mystery fans contributed to an amateur press association (aka, apa) known as DAPA-EM. Every other month, the members would duplicate their zines and mail their copies to the Official Editor. For most of those years, that Official Editor was Art Scott. And, in all those years, Art never missed an issue. With the January 2011 issue that just arrived at my home, DAPA-EM ends. Over the years I’ve learned about mysteries (and a lot of other things) from John Nieminski, Ellen Nehr, Barry Gardner, Marv Lachman, Bill Crider, Jeff Meyerson, Dan Stumpf, Beth Fedyn, Bob Briney, Len and June Moffatt, Steve Stilwell, Bruce Taylor, Dave Lewis, Rick Robinson, Bob Napier, Steve Lewis, Tina Karelson, Walter Albert, Maggie Mason, and dozens of other knowledgeable fans who were members of DAPA-EM at one time or another. Yes, some of these folks will transfer their energies to blogs, but it won’t Be The Same. This is a sad day.