MEGAMIND in 3D



When a cartoon movie is narrated as a flashback, you know most of the little kids sitting in the seats around you are Not Going To Get It. MEGAMIND tells the story of two aliens sent to Earth by their parents to avoid the destruction of their home planets (sound familiar?). One becomes a Superman clone (called Metro Man) with super-strength, the ability to fly, and X-ray vision. The other, the blue alien, only has his incredible intelligence as his strength. The blue alien, after being shunned by the other kids, becomes a Super Villain called Megamind. He has a cute fish called “Minion.” And, of course, there is an intrepid woman reporter, Roxanne Ritchie. I don’t know who the target audience for this movie is. Its exploration of identity issues is too complex for little kids. Teenagers are going to be bored by its traditional, preachy message. Adults (in the company of little kids) will Get It. Will Ferrell does a grand job as the outlandish Megamind. Tina Fey brings her predictable character to life. Despite its potential, this is a pretty average movie. B-

FORGOTTEN BOOKS #101: THE BEST OF LARRY NIVEN

Subterranean Press has recently published this 616-page collection of Larry Niven’s short fiction. Larry Niven is best known for his Ringworld series of novels and his collaborations with Jerry Pournelle. But Niven is also a gifted short story writer and this collection amply puts his best work on display. If you haven’t read Larry Niven’s well-crafted fiction, this is the ideal place to start. If you’ve enjoyed Larry Niven’s work, this volume includes some stories new to you. Plus there’s the eye-popping Edward Miller cover! Don’t miss this one!
TABLE OF CONTENTS
* Becalmed in Hell
* Bordered in Black
* Neutron Star
* The Soft Weapon
* The Jigsaw Man
* The Deadlier Weapon
* All the Myriad Ways
* Not Long Before the End
* Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
* Inconstant Moon
* Rammer
* Cloak of Anarchy
* The Fourth Profession
* Flash Crowd
* The Defenceless Dead
* The Flight of the Horse
* The Hole Man
* Night On Mispec Moor
* Flatlander
* The Magic Goes Away
* Cautionary Tales
* Limits
* A Teardrop Falls
* The Return of William Proxmire
* The Borderland of Sol
* Smut Talk
* The Missing Mass

HOT BUTTERED SOUL By Isaac Hayes

The late, great Isaac Hayes, best known for the “Theme from Shaft” and his role as “Chef” on South Park, produced some innovative albums in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Hot Butter Soul from 1969 only has four songs in it:
1 Walk on By 12:03
2 Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic 9:38
3 One Woman 5:10
4 By the Time I Get to Phoenix 18:42
You’ll notice the timings on those songs are loooooooong. But, that’s where the soul comes in. Backed by The Bar-Keys, Isaac Hayes croons his way through these lush arrangements. The first time I heard “Walk On By” done this way, so different from the Dionne Warwick version, I was stunned. If you’re in a soulful mood, or you want to be in one, listen to Hot Buttered Soul.”

HEARTSTONE By C. J. Sansom

Against a backdrop of preparations for a possible invasion of England by the French, Matthew Shardlake investigates the case of two children who became wards of a wealthy landowner. Shardlake is a lawyer whose passions are engaged by the dark secrets buried in the court records and the political corruption that reaches right into Henry VIII’s court. This is the fifth Shardlake novel in a top-notch series of historical mysteries. Sansom brings the 16th Century alive (you would NOT want to live there!). There’s plenty of historical detail, but the history never gets in the way of the mysteries. If you’re in the mood for an gripping historical mystery novel, I highly recommend Heartstone. GRADE: A

PIONEERS OF TELEVISION: CRIME DRAMAS


Pioneers of Television on PBS tonight will feature crime dramas. I’m looking forward to seeing Desi Arnez (The Untouchables), Bruce Geller (Mission: Impossible and Mannix), Stephen J. Cannell (The Rockford Files), and Art Scott’s hero, Jack Webb (Dragnet). I’ve found the previous episodes of this series full of unexpected facts and stories. Very entertaining and enlightening! Check your local listings for the time in your area.

TRUE GRIT


The Coen Brothers’ version of True Grit differs from the iconic John Wayne version chiefly by being true to the classic Charles Portis novel. The Coen Brothers revel in the black humor that ran through that darkly comic novel and it shows up on the screen. Much of the baroque dialogue is taken directly from the novel. Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie Ross, the 14-year-old intent on avenging her murdered father, and Jeff Bridges as U.S. Marshal Reuben J. “Rooster” Cogburn dominate the screen. Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and Barry Pepper ably assist. If you haven’t seen this new version of True Grit, you’re missing a fine movie. GRADE: A

MY HERO #1: David Kleinman (THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES KIT)

I want to honor people who do extraordinary things to make our lives better. My first “hero” is David Kleinman who developed the critical battle-field first-aid kit for the Tucson police. Those kits saved lives after the recent shooting incident. Below is a short summary of the National Public Radio story that inspired me to recognize Mr. Kleinman. You can hear the entire story if you click below.
First responders at the Arizona shootings had an unusual tool: a fanny-pack-sized collection of first-aid materials based on gear used to save soldiers on the battlefield. And it allowed Pima County sheriff’s deputies to begin treating the wounded in the crucial minutes before paramedics arrived. Other deputies arrived. They began CPR and opened the kits. Each contained $99 worth of gear assembled by David Kleinman, the medic for the sheriff’s SWAT team. He got the idea to carry the packs after noticing how many police officers were dying from wounds they got in the line of duty.

“It wasn’t necessary for them to perish,” Kleinman says. “Had there been tools like this they probably would have survived.”

Kleinman came up with a two-hour training program called “the First Five Minutes.” He adapted an I-FAK — an Infantry First Aid Kit — for civilian use. Included in the kit’s five items is an emergency bandage he says was originally called an Israeli bandage.

The bandage — developed by the Israeli military — looks like an Ace bandage you’d wrap around your knee, with a gauze pad and clips to tighten it. It can be used on any part of the body to cover a wound and stop bleeding; you can even wrap it with a stick and use it as a leg splint. Combat gauze is also in the kit. It’s infused with coagulant to stop bleeding. There are shears to cut away clothing. A black nylon tourniquet. And an Asherman chest seal — a bandage that fits over a gunshot or stab wound and has a valve for fluid to escape. Everything in the kit is designed to be used quickly. That’s because people with severe wounds can die in the precious minutes before paramedics arrive or before it’s safe for them to enter a crime scene or an accident area.

FORGOTTEN BOOKS #100: THE COMPLETE SHORT STORIES OF THEODORE STURGEON












When Patti Abbott  invited me to participate in FORGOTTEN BOOKS some 100 weeks ago, my first posting was Theodore Sturgeon’s The Dreaming Jewels (aka, The Synthetic Man).  Now that I’ve hit the century mark, I figured I should pay homage to Theodore Sturgeon, a great writer who is practically forgotten, and to North Atlantic Books who published 13 volumes of Sturgeon’s complete short stories.  Given the new publishing environment and the rise of ebooks, I doubt if such a project that took over a decade to complete, will be viable again.  I love this marvelous set of books.  Great care was taken in the production, editing, and presentation of these volumes.  All the volumes are still in print, but who knows how long that will last.  Theodore Sturgeon wrote some of the most innovative and empathic fiction I’ve ever read.  While his early work was more conventional, it was always distinctive.  Sturgeon’s later work become more experimental.  He never stopped pushing the limits of his craft.  I highly recommend this monumental series!