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MAYBE HAPPY ENDING

Maybe Happy Ending is based on  an original South Korean one-act musical with music composed by Will Aronson and lyrics written by Hue Park, and book written by both Aronson and Park.

The Broadway musical version Diane, Katie, and I saw follows two android helper-bots, Oliver and Claire, who discover each other in a Seoul warehouse for “retired” robots.

Oliver is a Model 3 who misses his owner, James, desperately. Claire is a Model 5 who knows more about the situation than Oliver does. The two helper-bots develop a connection when Claire’s charger and battery run low. Oliver, resistant at first, decides to help Claire. But Oliver’s Wi-Fi chip fails and no replacement parts are being produced to extend “retired” robots’ lives.

Oliver and Claire then have to deal with challenges that test what they believe is possible for themselves, their relationship…and love. Maybe Happy Ending has humor and profundity along with two brilliant actors: Darren Criss and Helen J. Shen. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll think differently about Artificial Intelligence. GRADE: A

THE EIGHT REINDEER OF THE APOCALYPSE By Tom Holt

Tom Holt (aka, K. J. Parker) works the same side of the magical comedy street that Terry Pratchett did. Several cases at the commercial sorcerers firm of Dawson, Ahriman, and Dawson converge as a deadly asteroid is heading for the Earth in an Extinction Event when it hits.

“When Mr. Teasdale was a young junior trainee at JWW, one of the first jobs he’d been given was tidying up the firms main archive and storage area, generally referred to by the partners as the Abyss and the junior staff as the Caves of Khazard-Dum…. The Abyss certainly provided him with [challenges] but he survived, his left arm grew back eventually and he learned several valuable lessons about self-reliance, ingenuity, and never turning your back on a thermal binder.” (p. 20-21)

Mr. Teasdale has a good heart and is willing to help clients who can’t pay the high rates at Dawson, Ahriman, and Dawson for free. But, Teasdale has a conniving ex-wife named Consuela who works for a rival firm but always has her own ambitious agenda. Despite the imminent Apocalypse, Consuela tricks Mr. Teasdale into revealing a potential magical discovery that would give her a magical university professorship.

“Mr. Dawson was a man of many talents. He could turn water into Chablis and policemen into terrapins. He could wind back the clock, transmute base metal into government bonds, summon spirits form the vasty deep, pull a rabbit out of a hat, conjure up tempests, raise the dead, restore lost youth and adjust the fabric of reality so that his Rolls Royce River Ghost counted as an agricultural vehicle for tax purposes.” (p. 148-149)

Along with Dawson, Mr. Sunshine, Gina, Tiamat the Destroyer, and the shape-shifting Tony Bateman and a cast of quirky characters propel the plot in various surprising directions.If you’re in the mood for some wacky Christmas fun, take a ride with the eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse! GRADE: B+

JIM GAFFIGAN: THE SKINNY [HULU]

THE SKINNY is Jim Gaffigan’s 11th stand-up special. The 60-minute TV special begins with Gaffigan making fun of his losing weight…with the help of Mounjaro. Gaffigan then moves on to his problems with being a parent and the confrontations with teenage angst. My favorite routine was Gaffigan’s story of how he and his family acquired a dog during the Pandemic despite his wife’s allergy to dogs.

Diane loves Jim Gaffigan’s humor. I’m a bit more reserved. I find Gaffigan mildly entertaining. His sardonic wit is okay in small doses. You might enjoy this new comedy special if you have HULU. GRADE: B

FRIDAY’S FORGOTTEN BOOKS #821: LEMONS NEVER LIE By Richard Stark

Alan Grofield is career criminal and professional thief. But he yearns for a career in theater. While Grofield is handsome and charming, his main passion–life on the Stage–remains elusive. Hence, Grofield’s involvement with professional thief, Parker. Grofield owns a summer stock company based in Mead Grove, Indiana which struggles to survive. He takes part in heists to get the money to keep his theatre company running,.

During the events of The Score, Grofield met his future wife and acting partner, Mary Deegan–a hostage taken during the heist in that novel. Surprisingly, Deegan insists on staying with Grofield after the heist. In Lemons Never Lie, Deegan helps Grofield run his summer stock theater and even stars as his leading lady.

Grofield appeared in eight out of twenty-eight Richard Stark novels–I’ve read them all. In Lemons Never Lie, Grofield is working at his own small theater and talking to Mary Deegan about plays they might put on and the actors they might recruit…if they had the money. That’s why Grofield considers a caper when Andrew Myers presents a plan to knock over a brewery. Grofield considers this heist unworkable and walks out on Meyers. This triggers a cascade of violence and retribution.  

Lemons Never Lie is a much darker novel than The Damsel, The Dame, and The Blackbird. But I consider Lemons Never Lie the best of the Alan Grofield books. Don’t miss it in this wonderful new Hard Case Crime edition! GRADE: A

WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #203: HEMLOCK AT VESPERS, VOLUME ONE By Peter Tremayne

I was surprised to learn in Peter Tremayne’s Introduction that Sister Fidelma made her initial appearance in short stories in 1993. The novels came later.

Tremayne’s Sister Fidelma mysteries are set in the Seventh Century, mostly between 664 and 666 A.D. Sister Fidelma is a member of the Celtic Church (who has conflicts with Rome over theology and rituals) and a dalaigh— an advocate of the law Cours of Ireland. Women could be equal with men in the legal profession of that time.

Sister Fidelma has a talent for investigation and these short stories display her rare ability to solve puzzling crimes. In the title story, “Hemlock at Vespers,” Sister Fidelma probes the death of a man connected to gold mines when he dies of hemlock poisoning.

I also enjoyed “The High King’s Sword” which challenges Sister Fidelma’s skill at solving problems. Politics plays a key role in the theft of the sacred sword.

If you’re a fan of Middle Ages (although these stories are more accurately placed in the Dark Ages) mysteries, I highly recommend Hemlock at Vespers. GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction — ix

Hemlock at Vespers — 1

The high king’s sword — 35

Murder in repose — 69

Murder by miracle — 97

A canticle for Wulfstan — 127

Abbey Sinister — 167

The poisoned chalice — 203

WICKED (Part One)

Jon Chu’s Wicked features a wonderful cast, especially Cythia Erivo as Elphaba (aka, The Wicked Witch of the West). I liked Ariana Grande (aka, Glinda the Good Witch) and Michelle Yeoh (aka, Madame Morrible). The story of a misunderstood green girl who becomes a powerful witch takes a path to a school of magic where Elphaba and Glinda meet. They are hostile to each other in the beginning. My favorite scene in this version of Wicked is the song and dance extravaganza in the school Library. Elphaba and Glinda travel to the Emerald City to meet the Wizard of Oz…and defy gravity!

I haven’t seen many movies in a movie theater in 2024, but clearly Wicked is the best of the bunch–even though it’s only Part One. I’ll have to wait a year until Part Two comes out. Are you a fan of The Wizard of Oz? GRADE: Incomplete but trending toward an A.

Check out the “Dancing Through Life” choreography:

AMERICAN SCARY: A History of Horror, from Salem to Stephen King and Beyond By Jeremy Dauber

“In 1790, Andrew Ellicott wrote a ‘Description of the Falls of Niagara’: ‘For about seven miles, up toward Lake Erie…a chasm is formed, which no person can approach without horror… In going up the road near this chasm, the fancy is constantly engaged in the contemplation of the most romantic and awful prospects imaginable.’ ” (p. 37)

I was born and raised in Niagara Falls, a small city on the border with Canada, and over the years plenty of people have jumped into the deadly rapids and gone over the Falls in barrels and other contraptions. Most of them died. Yes, it’s horrable.

Jeremy Dauber’s American Scary is a chronological account of horror in America. Dauber starts with the Puritans and the Salem witch trials. America was horrible to indigenous people and slaves. This led to the brutal Civil War. “When the 1st Kansas Colored Volunteer Infantry Regiment was defeated on the grounds of the aptly named Poison Spring by Arkansas Confederated forces, they didn’t take prisoners: when the Confederates were ordered to move wagons full of supplies they captured, they did so by competing to see who could crush the most heads of wounded and dying Black soldiers under the wheels.” (p. 97)

Dauber analyzes Ambrose Bierce’s “The Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” (1890) with its haunting ending. Dauber also notes that the late 1800s also produced two terms we are all too familiar with today: psychopath and serial killer. The late 1800s also saw a growing interest in ghost stories. One of the best and most famous is Henry James’s The Turn of the Screw. (p. 119)

Newspapers printed daily stories of gruesome events. As Joseph Pulitzer stated: “If it bleeds, it leads.” From the carnage of World War I, American soldiers returned home and found new horrors in the pages of Weird Tales. Dauber shows how H. P. Lovecraft created a Mythos of cryptic aliens like Cthulhu and mysterious books like The Necronomicon. Lovecraft invited other writers to play in his world and writers like Robert Bloch and Fritz Leiber did.

Years later, Robert Bloch and Alfred Hitchcock would shock American audiences with Psycho. Shirley Jackson increased the shock factor with “The Lottery.” Jack Finney freaked out a generation with Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Ray Bradbury jolted readers with Something Wicked This Way Comes.

Rock music also joined in. The Rolling Stones released Their Satanic Majesties Request in 1967. Around that time, Ray Russell published The Case Against Satan.

Movies of the 1970s like Death Wish and Dirty Harry presented vigilantes who fought the urban horrors. But the book and movie that kicked off an explosion of horror was The Exorcist. The paperback edition of The Exorcist sold over 50 million copies (p. 284).

The writer that transformed the horror market was lucky his wife fished a manuscript Stephen King had been struggling with out of the wastebasket (p. 294) and Carrie fueled an unprecedented writing career for the man from Maine.

“After the success of writers like King, Straub, Beatty, Tyron, and Levin between hard covers, a whole cottage industry of paperback originals sprung up starting in the seventies…” (p. 327) Bill Crider wrote several horror novels. So did Anne Rice. It may have been Rice’s An Interview With a Vampire, especially the 1994 movie version, that inspired a quirky movie and TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (p. 335)

Now we have to survive a new horror, a second Trump Presidency. American Scary can help us get through the next four years. GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction: Red, White, and Black — ix

One: In the Hands of God and the Devil — 1

Two: New Country, Old Bones — 37

Three: When America’s Rivers Ran with Blood — 86

Four: Gaslights and Shadows — 127

Five: In the Shadow of the Jet Age’s Gleam — 185

Six: Revolutions and Chainsaws — 230

Seven: Weird Tales — 302

Eight: Cards from a Haunted Tarot Deck — 361

Acknowledgements — 419

Endnotes — 423

Index — 457

NFL WEEK 12

The 9-2 Buffalo Bills are on a well deserved Bye this week. But Week 12 started out with a bang with the 2-8 Cleveland Browns defeating the 8-2 Pittsburgh Steelers in the snow! And the Giants and Daniel Jones broke up. What surprises do today’s games hold for us? How will your favorite NFL team perform today?