GET HONEST OR DIE LYING: WHY SMALL TALK SUCKS By Charlemagne Tha God

Charlemagne Tha God (aka, Lenard Larry McKelvey), cohost of iHeart Radio’s The Breakfast Club and cohost of the podcast The Brilliant Idiots, uses Get Honest or Die Lying to rant about the dangers of Small Talk. Charlemagne hates small talk which he defines as “a symbol of our lack of authentic communication. Both as individuals and collectively.” 

Charlemagne finds most people waste much of their lives engaged in “Blah, Blah, Blah” conversations with no real meaning. And marinated in those small talk conversations are rumors, Fake News, exaggerations, recriminations, snide remarks, and outright lies.

Meaningful conversations today seem to be a rarity. Charlemagne provides dozens of examples of false claims in political conversations–both conservative and liberal. Our culture accepts lies as “normal” and inflated claims–both Good and Bad–as just the way business and commerce is conducted today.

Charlemagne concludes his book with a desperate entreaty: “Now I want to encourage you to make rejecting small talk a priority in your life,” he pleads, “because small talk is killing us as a society.” How do you feel about small talk? GRADE: B

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction: no more small talk —xi

Small talk to you nice — 1

Put some respek on the tortoise — 9

The pursuit of ignorance — 15

Father time — 23

Evolutionary revolutionary — 29

DEI (not that one) –37

The language of politics is dead — 45

Self-destruction– 51

Tree-hug the block — 57

Astronaut kids, featuring Elliott Connie — 65

Funny or die — 71

The lying game — 77

World wide nigga net — 83

Listen to the elders, bro — 91

Small minds — 101

Death of a nation, featuring Aaron McGruder — 107

Talkin’ loud and sayin’ somethin’ — 119

Same-day service — 127

Ego strength — 135

Headlines — 143

The point! — 151

I hear dead people — 159

Small town, small talk — 167

The gossip files — 175

Time 4 sum aksion — 181

Imposterism — 187

Echo — 197

True intentions — 205

The blessed don’t beef with the miserable — 209

Acknowledgments — 215

14 thoughts on “GET HONEST OR DIE LYING: WHY SMALL TALK SUCKS By Charlemagne Tha God

  1. Dan

    I’m here to tell you Honesty can kill a person dead if you don’t know how to use it right. Small talk is the social lubricant that lets us ease into honesty.

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  2. Deb

    What Dan said. Small talk is NOT the same as political/religious/personal talk; it is, rather, a way to be a social individual while maintaining some (often much-needed) social space. I think this guy (who I’ve never heard of) is conflating two different things: small talk versus the insidious way lies & fake information get incorporated into the general conversation. Because the whole premise of his book is based on (at the kindest interpretation) a misunderstanding, I feel no need to read it.

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    1. george Post author

      Deb, Charlemagne Tha God shows up on THE DAILY SHOW on Comedy Network from time to time. He–like almost everybody else–also has a podcast.

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      1. Todd Mason

        Once one gets past his ridiculous moniker, he’s usually reasonably intelligent. But, yeah, insisting on solely discussing trivia is detrimental in the long run, but mislabeling or misperceiving trivia for propaganda is another thing, including even when the trivia is resorted to to avoid a useless argument.

        Though for me, the notion that all political positions are Liberal or Conservative is the kind of oversimplification that he’s railing against. Particularly since so many, like Drumpf and his lackeys, use it to attempt to camouflage their offenses and crimes…there’s a Huge difference even between the kind of reactionary (and in dad’s case, embezzler) the Cheneys are, and the neofascist Drumpf is…much less the conservative, by reasonable definition, and either.

      2. george Post author

        Todd, and there’s the whole attack on language with Fake News and “Alternate Facts.” The Russians are polluting our Election with Deep Fakes while other countries work to undermine our faith in Free and Fair Elections. Charlemagne Tha God stresses the importance of Honesty.

  3. Patricia Abbott

    What Dan said. Small talk lets you feel out what might be an acceptable conversation and with some people there just isn’t one. So do we cut them off when we meet them at the grocery store? And small talk is better than no talk, which is what a lot of people seem stuck with. I have had lifelong relationships with people I have never had a meaningful conversation with and that’s okay.

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    1. george Post author

      Patti, Diane can talk to anybody about the weather (she watches a dozen weather reports each day!). I can talk sports and make jokes. But once Politics and Religion show up, things can go south quickly.

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  4. Jeff Meyerson

    Me three – what Dan said. I found out in 2016 that a number of people that I had a pleasant (if superficial) relationship in our building were voting for Trump. I’d much rather talk about the Yankees or the weather with them.

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    1. george Post author

      Jeff, I’ve learned over the years that people with closed minds are impervious to reason and facts. It’s just a waste of time trying to get them to change their minds or confront Reality.

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  5. Deb

    By the way, while watching the World Series game last night, this guy (of whom id never heard until yesterday morning) popped up on a grossly transphobic pro-Trump ad. Another reason to avoid his book!

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