After watching two episodes of Hilary Swank’s new series, Away, I am walking away. I like Hilary Swank and I like the premise of an international mission to travel to Mars. But, from showrunner Jessica Goldberg (“The Path”) to executive producer and writer Jason Katims (“Parenthood,” “Friday Night Lights”) the emphasis of this series is on family drama.

Hilary Swank plays Emma Green, the mission to Mars commander. But two of her crew members–the Russian engineer and the Chinese chemist–don’t trust Emma. Even the pilot from India and the botanist from Africa are shaky allies. So there’s a lot of drama with the crew. I could deal with that, but then there’s all the family drama. Just before the flight to Mars, Emma’s husband (Josh Charles) has a medical emergency. Emma’s teenage daughter (Talitha Bateman) specializes in angst.

So, not enough action, not enough Science Fiction, and too much emoting by all the actors on the screen. I have plenty of other TV programs to watch. GRADE: C-

If I had a dollar for every time a student asked me, “Why did I get a B?” I’d be as rich as Jeff Bezos! Shannon Reed’s Why Did I Get a B?: And Other Mysteries We’re Discussing in the Faculty Lounge delivers both laughs and tears. Reed is brave enough to write about her worst day as a teacher when she was so frustrated by her class, she abandoned them during a holiday presentation in the school auditorium and went back to her classroom to cry. But, things get better as Reed changes schools and her career goals. GRADE: B

Table of Contents

Author’s Note xiii

Preface: You Are Not Alone 1

Do You Have What It Takes to Be a Teacher?: A Quiz 7

If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers 9

Part I Preschool, Elementary School, and Middle School

How I Came to Teach Preschool 13

Other Vehicular Styles of Parenting 25

All Your Children Are Broken 28

It’s Cooking Day at Preschool! 32

A Letter from Your Child’s Teacher, on Winter Holiday Gifts 37

Middle School Parent-Teacher Conference Night, in Internet Headlines 40

How I Imagined My Teachers Conversed about Me When I Was Thirteen 43

Memo to Parents and Legal Guardians Re: Our Updated Schedule for Spirit Days at Mapledale Middle School 47

Part II High School

How I Came to Teach High School 53

The Unspoken Rules of the Teachers’ Lounge 58

An Alphabet for the School at the End of Beach 112th 61

Student Essay Checklist 89

A Conclusive Ranking of the Students at Hogwarts by Order of How Much I Would Enjoy Teaching Them 91

Dear Parents: We’re Going with a Hamilton-Centered Curriculum This Year! 96

Somewhat More Free 99

Random School Motto Generator 121

The Other Class 122

A Field Guide to Spotting Bad Teachers 126

Paulie 128

It’s Your Twenty-Minute Lunch Period! 149

To Stan, with Love 155

Field Trip Rules 161

Teachers Reveal the Holiday Gifts They Actually Want 165

I’m Going to Make It through the Last Faculty Meeting of the Year by “Yes, and…”-ing It 167

Part III College

All Part of a Plan, Maybe; or, How I Came to Be a Professor 175

If Bruce Springsteen Wrote about Adjuncts 182

On Adjuncting 184

Classic College Movies Updated for the Adjunct Era 192

A Brief List of What Students Have Called Me 196

On Student Evaluations 198

My Ideal Student Evaluation Questionnaire 207

Worst, Weirdest, and Best 209

A Short Essay by a Student Who Googled the Professor Instead of Reading Jane Eyre 213

Moral Quandaries for Professors 215

I See You. 218

An Incomplete List of Sources I Have Seen Plagiarized 220

I Know You’re Asleep Right Now, but Please Get Back to Me ASAP 222

Sports Analogies for Academics 233

“Why Did I Get a B?”: An Answer in Four Fables 236

Taught 240

Everyone Who Attends Must Converse 245

Part IV A Few Last Tidbits for the Cool Kids Who Like to Hang Out in My Room after School Is Out

My Last Pieces of Good Advice for New Teachers and Professors 257

How I Imagine Retirement from Teaching Will Be at Seventy-Two 259

Acknowledgments 263

Credits 272

Dear Liar is two-actor play based on the letters of George Bernard Shaw and and Mrs. Patrick Campbell (the woman Shaw used as a model for Eliza Doolittle in Pygmalion). For decades Shaw and Campbell conducted a correspondence that this comedy highlights. Shaw, as the letters clear show, was in love with Campbell. Campbell admired Shaw, but she seems more interested in flirting than getting involved in what would have been a messy relationship.

Marsha Mason and Brian Cox are performing an online version of Dear Liar. If you’re interested, here’s the link to access the play: https://www.playbill.com/article/marsha-mason-and-brian-cox-star-in-dear-liar-virtual-reading-september-1

Usually I get my flu shot in October, but with all the warnings about an early flu season (and with the coronavirus pandemic raging) I decided to get my flu shot right now. Diane got her flu shot earlier this week. Are you planning to get a flu shot? When?

The first Space Pirate SF novel I ever read was back in the early 1960s when I read Murray Leinster’s The Pirates of Zan (one half of an ACE Double). Since then, I’ve read a number of Space Pirate stories with some of them ending up in Hank Davis’s latest anthology, Cosmic Corsairs. I’ve read and reviewed about a dozen of Hank Davis’s SF anthologies. I like his choice of stories and Davis provides informative introductions about the stories and the authors who wrote them.

One of the Space Pirate stories I’d read when it was first published in 1966 (in If: Worlds of Science Fiction) is Larry Niven’s “A Relic of Empire.” It may be the best story in this book! And I’d read “Boojam” by Elizabeth Bear and Sarah Monette in 2008. After that, the rest of the stories in Cosmic Corsairs were new to me. I’m a big Fritz Leiber fan but I’d never read his “They Never Came Back.”

“Postmark Ganymede” by Robert Silverberg is an early story with plenty of pulp. For fans of James H. Schmitz, there’s “Captives of the Thieve-Star” from a 1951 issue of Planet Stories. If you’re in the mood to don your eye-patch and join the pirate adventures, Cosmic Corsairs is right for you! GRADE: B+

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction: Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Oxygen by Hank Davis 1
“Boojum” by Elizabeth Bear and Sarah Monette (Fast Ships, Black Sails, Night Shade Books, 2008) 5
“A Relic of the Empire” by Larry Niven (If: Worlds of Science Fiction, December 1966) 27
“The Night Captain” by Christopher Ruocchio —  published for the first time 47
“Pirate Chance” by Carysa Locke — published for the first time 77
“They Never Come Back” by Fritz Leiber (Future Fiction, August 1941) 101
“Redeemer” by Gregory Benford (Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact, April 1980) 147
“Trading Up” by Sarah A. Hoyt and Robert A. Hoyt — published for the first time 161
“Breaking News Regarding Space Pirates” by Brian Trent (Galaxy’s Edge 23, November 2016) 183
“Teen Angel” by R. Garcia y Robertson (Asimov’s Science Fiction, February 2006) 193
“Blackout in Cygni” by James Blish (Planet Stories, July 1951) 229
“Postmark Ganymede” by Robert Silverberg (Amazing Stories, September 1957) 249
“Mystery of the Space Pirates” by Arlan Andrews, Sr. (Pulsar 11, Fall 1988) 259
“Collision Orbit” by Katherine MacLean (Science Fiction Adventures, May 1954) 263
“The Barbary Shore” by James L. Cambias (Shimmer, August 2007) 273
“Captives of the Thieve-Star” by James H. Schmitz (Planet Stories, May 1951) 289

On May 3, 1968 I saw a CREAM performance in a Milwaukee, Wisconsin bar with about 300 other fans. Eric Clapton played his guitar like his hair was on fire! Clapton later drifted off to BLIND FAITH and then launched a successful solo career. The consistent factor is Clapton’s extraordinary talent. The Cream of Clapton captures much of his best work. If you want one Eric Clapton album, this is the one I’d recommend. Are you a Clapton fan? GRADE: A

TRACK LIST:

1. Cream: “I Feel Free” (Pete Brown, Jack Bruce) – 2:52 (from Fresh Cream, 1966)
2. “Sunshine of Your Love” (Brown, Bruce, Eric Clapton) – 4:11 (from Disraeli Gears, 1967)
3. “White Room” (Brown, Bruce) – 5:00 (from Wheels of Fire, 1968)
4. “Crossroads” (Live) (Robert Johnson, arr. by Clapton) – 4:16 (from Wheels of Fire, 1968)
5. “Badge” (Clapton, George Harrison) – 2:46 (from Goodbye, 1969)
6. Blind Faith: “Presence of the Lord” (Clapton) – 4:50 (from Blind Faith, 1969)
7. Solo: “Blues Power” (Clapton, Leon Russell) – 3:11 (from Eric Clapton, 1970)
8. “After Midnight” (J.J. Cale) – 2:53 (from Eric Clapton, 1970)
9. “Let It Rain” (Bonnie Bramlett, Delaney Bramlett, Clapton) – 5:04 (from Eric Clapton, 1970)
10. Derek and the Dominos: “Bell Bottom Blues” (Clapton) – 5:02 (from Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs, 1970)
11. “Layla” (Clapton, Jim Gordon) – 7:05 (from Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs, 1970)
12. Solo: “I Shot the Sheriff” (Bob Marley) – 4:23 (from 461 Ocean Boulevard, 1974)
13. “Let It Grow” (Clapton) – 4:58 (from 461 Ocean Boulevard, 1974)
14. “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” (Bob Dylan) – 4:22 (Non-album single, 1975)
15. “Hello Old Friend” (Clapton) – 3:36 (from No Reason to Cry, 1976)
16. “Cocaine” (Cale) – 3:39 (from Slowhand, 1977)
17. “Wonderful Tonight” (Clapton) – 3:42 (from Slowhand, 1977)
18. “Promises” (Richard Feldman, Roger Linn) – 3:04 (from Backless, 1978)
19. “I Can’t Stand It” (Clapton) – 4:09 (from Another Ticket, 1981)

Skin Game is a caper novel disguised as an Urban Fantasy adventure. Harry Dresden, Wizard and Winter Knight, finds himself part of a team whose goal is to loot the seventh Vault of Hades (yes, that Hades). Led by the Dresden’s evil enemy Nicodemus Archleone and his demon-possessed daughter, the group includes a shapeshifter, a Sasquatch, a pyromancer, and a safe-cracker.

My only quibble concerns Jim Butcher’s dithering around before finally launching the heist. In this 454-page book, two hundred pages could have been easily edited out.

But, when the caper finally begins, the action ratchets up to warp speed. I liked the challenge of solving the riddles of The Gate of Fire, The Gate of Ice, and The Gate of Blood. The battle in the Vault features plenty of violence and combat.

Jim Butcher saves a couple of surprises for the titanic conclusion. You can see why Butcher took six years off after writing this book! GRADE: A-

Since the coronavirus pandemic hit, Diane has been watching Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel. Diane claims the predictable plots, the romance, and the guaranteed Happy Endings soothe her. Then last week, Diane told me about a cute Hallmark Christmas movie: A Very Merry Mix-Up. “You would like it, there’s a pretty redhead who stars in it,” Diane explained.

So when I visited the North Tonawanda Public Library a few days ago, I picked up A Very Merry Mix-Up. Diane was delighted when I brought it home and we watched it together. Alicia Witt (remember she played Cybill Shepherd’s daughter in the TV show Cybill) stars as Alice, who owns a struggling antique store in Brooklyn (down the street from the Meyersons).

Alice has a wealthy boy friend, Will (Scott Gibson), who is a real estate wheeler-dealer. Will proposes to Alice and then surprises her further by inviting her to meet his parents for Christmas. Alice agrees. She flies to a nearby city while Will stays in New York City to close a Big Deal. Then, things start to go terribly wrong for Alice. Her luggage is lost. Her phone is broken. She has coffee poured on her.

But, Alice meets Matt (Mark Wiebe) who is a furniture maker. Matt makes Alice laugh. More confusion and misdirection result. And, eventually, Alice has to make a Big Decision as Christmas morning approaches. A Very Merry Mix-Up is not Shakespeare, but it will make you laugh and maybe, just maybe, make your eyes a little misty. Do you watch Hallmark movies? GRADE: A

Zena Hitz tells the story of her struggle to engage in an intellectual life. Hitz leaves her teaching job to join a primitive religious community in Canada in order to search for meaning in her life. Along the way, Hitz meditates on the philosophies of Aristotle, St. Augustine, Einstein, Dorothy Day, and many others.

My career path parallels Zena Hitz’s except for the episode in the Canadian religious commune. I too studied philosophy (among other things) and gravitated toward teaching. Where Hitz found teaching not enriching enough, I loved my job and looked forward to a classroom full of students. However, I’m very very happy I am not facing going back to teaching this September with the coronavirus pandemic. I would opt out–take a leave or an early retirement–rather than try to contend with students in a college classroom with covid-19 lurking. Do you pursue an Intellectual Life? GRADE: B+

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Prologue: How Washing Dishes Restored My Intellectual Life 1

Introduction: Learning, Leisure, and Happiness 25

Chapter 1 A Refuge from the World 50

Chapter 2 Learning Lost and Found 113

Chapter 3 The Uses of Uselessness 162

Epilogue: The Everyday Intellectual 202

Acknowledgments 207

Notes 211

Index 221

The news that Chadwick Boseman lost his fight with colon cancer rocked the Internet and social media. I hadn’t known Boseman was sick. I had no idea he was receiving chemotherapy during the shooting of his most successful movie, Black Panther.

In tribute to Chadwick Boseman, I decided to watch 42: The Jackie Robinson Story. I’ve had this movie on my shelf for over a year, but this seemed to be the perfect time to watch it. In 1946, Branch Rickey (played by Harrison Ford), decided to challenge Major League Baseball’s infamous “color line” by signing Jackie Robinson (played by Chadwick Boseman) to his team, the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Of course, this bold action brought down anger, resentment, and hatred on both men. The public was up in arms, the press attacked both Rickey and Robinson, and baseball players displayed their racism.

In this caldron of negativity and hostility, Jackie Robinson displayed control and cool publicly while raging inwardly. Robinson let his superb talents on the baseball field win over his teammates and fans. Robinson’s grace under extreme pressure silenced his critics and changed the world of baseball forever. If you’ll in the mood for an inspiring movie with the wonderful Chadwick Boseman in challenging role, watch 42: The Jackie Robinson Story. GRADE: A