Season 2 of Covert Affairs starts tonight on the USA Network. I was mildly entertained by Season 1, but Covert Affairs is not must-see TV. However, Piper Perabo as a C.I.A. agent Annie Walker delivers earnest performances and the cast that surrounds her (Peter Gallagher as C.I.A. Chief, Kari Matchett in her cocktail dresses as Annie’s boss, and Christopher Gorham as Annie’s blind colleague) is surprisingly strong for a cable show with a limited budget. Hopefully, the scripts in Season 2 will be stronger than Season 1.
QUEEN OF THE FALLS By Chris Van Allsburg
Imagine my surprise when I learned Chris Van Allsburg, master children’s book writer and illustrator, was going to show up at Wegmans’ grocery store to sign books. That would be like LeBron James appearing at a local Mobile gas station to autograph Miami Heat gear. Van Allsburg is promoting his latest book, Queen of the Falls, the true story of Annie Taylor, 62-year-old former teacher, who goes over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Of course, Van Allsburg is best known for his Caldecott Award winning books like The Polar Express and Jumanji. I have a particular fondness for Zathura.
When I showed up at Wegmans, the line had already formed. I was Number 89. Van Allsburg showed up and started signing. It was clear from the beginning of the event, Van Allsburg would be a gracious signer. He posed with fans for photos to be taken. The woman ahead of me had a stack of at least 10 Van Allsburg books. He signed them all without complain. I asked for my copy of Queen of the Falls to be inscribed: TO DIANE. Van Allsburg asked me who Diane was. I said, “She’s my wife. She read all of your books to her students.” “I like her already,” Van Allsburg quipped.
RANGO
I finally got around to watching Rango, a homage to western movies. Johnny Depp plays Rango, a silly lizard who becomes a western town’s Sheriff. Someone is stealing the town’s water and Rango has to solve the mystery. There are plenty of excellent character actors voicing many of the roles: Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Ned Beatty, Alfred Molina, Bill Nighy, Stephen Root, Harry Dean Stanton, and Timothy Olyphant. Rango uses the tropes from High Noon to spaghetti westerns to tell its story. If you’re a western fan, you’ll enjoy this animated romp. GRADE: B
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
X-Men: First Class is a prequel to the popular X-Men movie franchise. James McEvoy plays Professor X, Michael Fassbender plays Magneto. And Kevin Bacon plays the Bad Guy, Sebastian Shaw. We see how Magneto, as a young boy, is forced to use his mutant powers by the Nazis. And, we learn how Charles Xavier hopes to build a school for those with “special abilities.” I found January Jones as Emma Frost quite cool. If you’re a fan of Marvel super-heroes, you’ll really love this movie. Director Matthew Vaughn captures the spirit of the X-Men and the hostility of the non-mutant humans. GRADE: A
FORGOTTEN BOOKS #119: THE BIG BOOK OF ADVENTURE STORIES Edited By Otto Penzler
High Adventure once was a popular genre with many pulp magazines providing markets for writers like Edgar Rice Burroughs, Alistair MacLean, and Talbot Mundy. Sadly, those magazines are gone. But thanks to Otto Penzler, we have an 874-page tome of adventure stories to delight us. Penzler takes a thematic approach by group stories in groups like “Sand and Sun” and “Island Paradise.” If you’re a fan of adventure stories, you’ll enjoy this massive collection.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
SWORD AND SORCERY
The Golden Snare Farnham Bishop and Arthur Gilchrist Brodeur
The Devil in Iron Robert E. Howard
The Mighty Manslayer Harold Lamb
The Seven Black Priests Fritz Leiber
MEGALOMANIA RULES
The Master Magician Loring Brent
The Most Dangerous Game Richard Connell
The Man Who Would be King Rudyard Kipling
The Wings of Kali Grant Stockbridge
MAN VS. NATURE
The White Silence Jack London
Sredni Vashtar Saki
The Seed from the Sepulcher Clark Ashton Smith
Leiningen versus the Ants Carl Stephenson
The Sea Raiders H. G. Wells
ISLAND PARADISE
Hell Cay Lester Dent
Off the Mangrove Coast Louis L’Amour
The Golden Anaconda Elmer Brown Mason
Shanghai Jim Frank L. Packard
The Python Pit George F. Worts
SAND AND SUN
The Soul of a Turk Achmed Abdullah
Peace Waits at Marokee H. Bedford-Jones
Nor Idolatry Blind the Eye Gabriel Hunt
The Soul of a Regiment Talbot Mundy
Snake-Head Theodore Roscoe
Suicide Patrol Georges Surdez
A Gentleman of Color P. C. Wren
SOMETHING FEELS FUNNY
After King Kong Fell Philip Jose Farmer
Moonlight Sonata Alexander Woollcott
GO WEST, YOUNG MAN
The Caballero’s Way O. Henry
Zorro Deals with Treason Johnston McCulley
Hopalong’s Hop Clarence E. Mulford
FUTURE SHOCK
The Girl in the Golden Atom Ray Cummings
To Serve Man Damon Knight
Armageddon—2419 A. D. Philip Francis Nowlan
I SPY
Woman in Love Geoffrey Household
MacHinery and the Cauliflowers Alistair MacLean
Wheels Within Wheels H. C. McNeile
A Question of Passports Baroness Orczy
Intelligence Rafael Sabatini
YELLOW PERIL
The Copper Bowl George Fielding Eliot
The Hand of the Mandarin Quong Sax Rohmer
IN DARKEST AFRICA
The Green Wildebeest John Buchan
The Slave Brand of Slegman Bin Ali James Anson Buck
Fire L. Patrick Greene
Hunter Quatermain’s Story H. Rider Haggard
Bosambo of Monrovia Edgar Wallace
Black Cargo Cornell Woolrich
Tarzan the Terrible Edgar Rice Burroughs
EMBASSYTOWN By China Mieville
Embassytown will test your patience. China Mieville, always a subtle writer, gets a bit lost in the intricacies of his latest novel. Embassytown is an enclave of humans and other extraterrestrials on the planet of Ariekei. The original inhabitants of Ariekei are called Hosts whose language becomes one of the foci of Mieville’s novel. The story is narrated by Avice Benner Cho who once, as a child, played a cryptic role in one of the Hosts’ “similes.” There’s some political shenanigans, too. Truthfully, I enjoyed Mieville’s Perdido Street Station better. And, if you want to read a fascinating novel about alien languages, I highly recommend Jack Vance’s The Languages of Pao. The first 100 pages of Embassytown really drag unless you’re a linguist. GRADE: B
I’M LEAVING MY BODY TO SCIENCE
In the run-up to my knee surgery on June 13, Diane and I have been reviewing our Wills, healthcare proxies, Powers of Attorney, etc. Years ago, I decided I wanted to donate my body to SUNY at Buffalo’s Med School. They have a body donation program that picks up the body, uses the body from one to three years, then cremates what’s left and buries the ashes in the university cemetery. No muss, no fuss. So I’ve filled out the paperwork and now it’s official. I’ve instructed Diane, in the event of my demise, to throw a pizza and chicken wing party at a local restaurant for our friends and family. Beverages will be served. You’re all invited.
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST [Blu-ray]
Fans of Sergio Leone’s Once upon a Time in the West will be delighted with this new Blu-ray version. Leone directed a series of spaghetti westerns that became international hits starring Clint Eastwood (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly). Then Leone produced this spectacular, over-the-top, western. The cinematography is incredible! This is a movie that must be seen in Blu-ray to truly be appreciated! And Claudia Cardinale and Henry Fonda are iconic in their roles. How could you not love a film whose slogan was: “There were three men in her life. One to take her … one to love her … and one to kill her.” GRADE: A
MEMORIAL DAY 2011
A JANE AUSTEN EDUCATION By William Deresiewicz
I’m a sucker for a book like A Jane Austen Education: How Six Novels Taught Me About Love, Friendship, and the Things That Really Matter . William Deresiewicz was a reluctant reader of Austen until he finally “got” Emma. Once he figured out what Jane Austen was up to, Deresiewicz read Austen’s entire oeuvre. And, in the process of reading Jane Austen, Deresiewicz found out that Austen’s wisdom changed his life (which was pretty messed up). Fans of Jane Austen will find A Jane Austen Education both clever and compelling. Those of you who haven’t read all of Jane Austen’s novels might want to just read those chapters about the novels you’ve read to avoid any spoilers. GRADE: B+