A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER and AN EVENING WITH DUA LIPA

The Holidays always feature a number of TV “Specials” and 2024 is no different. I watched A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter on Netflix and An Evening With Dua Lipa on CBs (and streaming on Paramount+).

Sabrina Carpenter blends traditional Christmas songs and new original songs to give her Christmas Special a unique flavor. Clearly, Sabrina is having fun for the whole 50 minutes.

A Nonsense Christmas has a retro feel to it. Sprinkled in amid the songs are scenes of Sabrina backstage talking directly to the camera. There are plenty of duets and “guest stars,” too! If you’re in the mood for a fun Christmas Special, A Nonsense Christmas is worth watching and singing along with! GRADE: B

SONG LIST:

buy me presents by Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics 

It’s the Most Nonsense Time Of The Year by Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics

This Christmas (Hang All The Mistletoe) by Tyla & Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics

santa doesn’t know you like i do by Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics

Santa Baby by Shania Twain & Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics

What Do I Get My Brother-In-Law? by Sabrina Carpenter (Ft. Jillian Bell & Kyle Mooney) Lyrics

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Kali Uchis & Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics

Last Christmas by Sabrina Carpenter & Chappell Roan Lyrics

cindy lou who by Sabrina Carpenter Lyrics 

A Nonsense Christmas by Sabrina Carpenter

An Evening With Dua Lipa— the English and Albanian singer– is a musical extravaganza! Dua Lipa is accompanied on stage of Royal Albert Hall by a 53-piece orchestra and musicians related to the artist, notably the Heritage Orchestra conducted by Ben Foster. This 90-minute performance features Dua Lipa’s hits like “Houdini” and “Levitating.”

The crowd loved the duet with Elton John singing “Cold Heart.” Between some of the songs, Dua Lipa talks about her musical influences and the trajectory of her amazing career. I liked the S–shaped catwalk that looped around Royal Albert Hall that provided a launching pad for Dua Lipa’s dancers. If you’re looking for an entertaining musical experience, An Evening With Dua Lipa delivers! Do you have a favorite Holiday TV special? GRADE: B+

SONG LIST:

1.“Overture”Ben Foster Charles Monneraud William Bowerman1:46
2.“End of an Era”Dua Lipa Kevin Parker Danny L Harle Caroline AilinTobias Jesso Jr.3:59
3.HoudiniLipaParkerHarleAilinJesso3:56
4.Training SeasonLipa Parker Harle Ailin Jesso Nick Gale Martina Sorbara Shaun Frank Yaakov Gruzman Steve Mastroianni3:40
5.These WallsLipa Andrew Wyatt Harle Billy Walsh Ailin3:50
6.“Whatcha Doing”Lipa Parker Harle Ailin Jesso Ali Tamposi3:58
7.“French Exit”Lipa Parker Harle Ailin Jesso3:45
8.IllusionLipa Parker Harle Ailin Jesso3:57
9.“Falling Forever”Lipa Ian Kirkpatrick Harle Emily Warren Tamposi Ailin4:00
10.“Anything for Love”Lipa Kirkpatrick Harle Jesso Julia Michaels Ailin3:09
11.“Maria”Lipa Wyatt Harle Ailin Michaels3:45
12.“Happy for You”Lipa Parker Harle Ailin Jesso4:23
13.Love AgainLipa Bing Crosby Chelcee Grimes Stephen Kozmeniuk Irving Wallman Clarence CoffeeMax Wartell6:02
14.Pretty PleaseLipa Michaels Kirkpatrick Ailin3:25
15.LevitatingLipa Coffee Sarah Hudson Jason Evigan4:24
16.“Sunshine”Cleopatra NikolicDean Cover4:42
17.Cold Heart” (with Elton John)Elton John Bernard Taupin Andrew Meecham Samuel Littlemore Nicholas LittlemorePeter Mayes5:28
18.Be the OneGale Jack Tarrant Lucy Taylor4:49
19.Dance the NightLipa Ailin Wyatt Mark Ronson4:07
20.Don’t Start NowLipa Ailin Kirkpatrick Warren4:25

THE SPAMALOT DIARIES By Eric Idle

I’ve seen Spamalot twice and laughed a lot each time. Of course, I grew up watching Monty Python’s Flying Circus with Graham ChapmanJohn CleeseEric IdleTerry JonesMichael Palin, and Terry Gilliam presenting their own unique brand of humor. Some of that quirky humor shows up in Spamalot because the musical is based on the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The musical offers a highly irreverent parody of Arthurian legend, with the title being a portmanteau of Spam and Camelot.

The original 2005 Broadway production directed by Mike Nichols received 14 Tony Award nominations, winning in three categories, including Best Musical. During its initial run of 1,575 performances, the production was seen by more than two million people and grossed over $168 million.

While Eric Idle was working with Mike Nichols on developing Spamalot, he kept a diary about the give-and-take of getting a musical to Broadway. If you’re interested in how a musical is put together with stars like Tim Curry (as King Arthur), Audra McDonald (as Lady of the Lake), Hank Azaria (as Lancelot), David Hyde Pierce (as Robin), and Roger Bart (as Galahad), The Spamalot Diaries takes you behind the scenes to see how a show comes together. I found The Spamalot Diaries fascinating and revealing! Are you an Eric Idle fan? GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Introduction — xi

To New York City for the first read — 1

Anxiety and final rewrites before rehearsal — 35

New York rehearsals begin — 49

November in New York — 75

December in Chicago — 87

The New York opening — 145

Afterword — 185

Acknowledgments — 187

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS VS. BUFFALO BILLS (CBS)

The 3-11 New England Patriots take on the 11-3 Buffalo Bills in a “flexed” game that was moved from the 1:00 P.M. time-slot to the 4:30 time-slot. The Bills are 14-point favorites.

Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen is on fire! In the past three games, Allen has 1,027 total yards, 14 total touchdowns, no turnovers and has not taken a sack. He’s tallied seven passing touchdowns, six rushing touchdowns and a receiving touchdown in that stretch.

Allen has led Buffalo to at least 30 points in eight straight games, tying the longest such streak in NFL history.

How will your favorite NFL team fare today?

MY FAVORITE EGGNOG

During the Holiday Season, I like to enjoy eggnog. I’ve tried over a dozen different brands of eggnog over the years–both non-alcoholic and alcoholic–and currently my favorite eggnog is Southern Comfort Traditional Non-Alcoholic Eggnog. It has a rich, creamy flavor. If you’re a fan of eggnog, you’ll love this!

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Almost as good as Southern Comfort Traditional Non-Alcoholic Eggnog is Turkey Hill Eggnog. And, as a bonus, Turkey Hill also sells Turkey Hill Eggnog Ice Cream during the Holiday Season! Yummy!

I’m also fond of Hood’s Golden Eggnog which tastes like melted ice cream: thick and rich. You can’t go wrong with any of these three wonderful eggnogs! Do you like eggnog? What’s your favorite?

FRIDAY’S FORGOTTEN BOOKS #824: MS. TREE: HEROINE WITHDRAWAL By Max Allan Collins & Terry Beatty

Just in time for the Holidays, Hard Case Crime offers a gift for that Hard-to-Buy-For person on your Gift List. Ms. Tree: Heroine Withdrawal features a new collection of classic detective stories featuring a P. I. at her graphic best.

Ms. Tree: Heroine Withdrawal is the fifth volume Hard Case Crime has published in their Ms. Tree series. Max Allan Collins and artist Terry Beatty provide these noirish tales with plenty of action and adventure.

Who wouldn’t want a fabulous book like Ms. Tree: Heroine Withdrawal under their tree? GRADE: A

Ally McBeal: A Very Ally Christmas

TRACK LIST:

Vonda ShepardThis Christmas Backing Vocals – Jeff Young (2)Vonda Shepard Bass – Jim Hanson Drums – Andy Kamman Guitar – Val McCallum Piano, Keyboards – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Donnie Hathaway*, Nadine McKinnor3:51
2Vonda ShepardThe Man With The Bag Arranged By [Horn] – Jerry Hey Bass – Jim HansonDrums – Fritz Lewak *Guitar – Bruce Watson Piano – Jeff Young (2) Saxophone – Larry Williams Trombone – Bill Reichenbach (2) Trumpet – Gary GrantJerry Hey Written-By – Dudley A. Brooks*, Hal StanleyIrving Taylor2:34
3Vonda ShepardPlease Come Home For Christmas Bass – Jim Hanson Drums – Andy KammanGuitar – Val McCallum Organ [B-3], Organ [Wurlitzer] – Neil Larsen Piano – Vonda Shepard Synthesizer – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Charles BrownGene Redd 3:06
4Vonda ShepardSilver Bells Backing Vocals – Davey FaragherJeff Young (2)Bass – Davey Faragher Bells [Sleigh] – Pete Thomas Celesta – Vonda Shepard Drums, Percussion – Andy Kamman Guitar – Bruce Watson Pedal Steel Guitar – Greg Leisz Piano – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Jay Livingston, Raymond Evans1:42
5Vonda ShepardLet It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow Acoustic Guitar – Val McCallum Arranged By [String] – Jerry Hey Cello – Stephen Erdody *Concertmaster [Violin] – Ralph D. Morrison III *Pedal Steel Guitar – Greg Leisz Piano – Vonda Shepard Viola – Roland Kato Violin – Rachel R. Purkin *Written-By – Sammy Cahn, Jule Styne 2:15
6Macy GrayWinter Wonderland Backing Vocals – Dawn BeckmanSy Smith Bass – Greg Richling Chamberlin – Patrick Warren Drums – Matt Chamberlain Producer – Andrew Slater Recorded By, Mixed By – Dave Way Turntables [and DJ] – Kiili Beckwith *Written-By – Dick Smith (3)Felix Bernard 2:54
7Jane KrakowskiRun, Rudolph, Run Backing Vocals – Brandon AdamsMelanie TaylorRenée Goldsberry*, Terron Brooks Bass – Davey Faragher Drums – Andy Kamman Guitar – Bruce Watson Piano – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Johnny MarksMarvin Brodie2:14
8Lisa Nicole CarsonSanta Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney Bass – Jim Hanson Drums – Andy Kamman Guitar – Val McCallum Percussion – Vonda Shepard Piano – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Billy Moore, Jr.William D. Hardy 1:27
9Jane KrakowskiI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Backing Vocals – Renée Goldsberry*, Sy SmithVatrina King *Bass – Jim HansonDrums – Andy Kamman Guitar – Val McCallum Piano – Jeff Young (2) Written-By – Tommie Connor 2:30
10Calista FlockhartSanta Baby Backing Vocals – Carmen CarterLynn DavisVatrina King *Bass – Davey Faragher Drums – Rob Ladd Guitar – Val McCallum Piano – Jeff Young (2)Saxophone – Dan Higgins Written-By – Joan JavitsPhilip SpringerTony Springer 2:11
11Vonda ShepardHave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Arranged By [String] – Jerry Hey Cello – Stephen Erdody *Concertmaster [Violin] – Ralph D. Morrison III*Guitar – Michael Landau Piano – Jeff Young (2)Viola – Roland Kato Violin – Rachel R. Purkin *Written-By – Hugh MartinRalph Blane2:33
12Robert Downey Jr.River Arranged By [String] – Jerry Hey Backing Vocals – Vonda Shepard Cello – Stephen Erdody *Concertmaster [Violin] – Ralph D. Morrison III *Guitar – Bruce WatsonPiano – Neil Larsen Viola – Roland Kato Violin – Rachel R. Purkin *Written-By – Joni Mitchell 4:07
13Robert Downey Jr. & Vonda ShepardWhite Christmas Arranged By [String] – Jerry Hey Cello – Stephen Erdody *Concertmaster [Violin] – Ralph D. Morrison III* Guitar – Val McCallum Piano – Neil Larsen Viola – Roland Kato Violin – Rachel R. Purkin *Written-By – Irving Berlin 2:41
14Vonda ShepardWhat Are You Doing New Year’s Eve Arranged By [Strings] – Jerry Hey Bass – Davey FaragherCello – Cecilia TsanStephen Erdody*Concertmaster [Violin] – Ralph D. Morrison III*Drums – Pete Thomas Guitar – Val McCallum Piano – Neil Larsen Viola – Roland KatoVictoria Miskolczy *Violin – Jacqueline Brand*, Josefina VergaraKaren Jones (2)Katia PopovMargaret R. Wooten *Written-By – Frank Loesser3:25

THE TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDAY COLLECTION, JO DEE MESSINA: A JOYFUL NOISE, and WILLIE NELSON: PRETTY PAPER

Here are three more albums that were mis-shelved and languished for over a decade. The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (2007) came out before Swift was a superstar. Jo Dee Messina is an underrated Country Western singer. Messina’s A Joyful Noise (2002) is a more traditional Christmas CD with plenty of standard Christmas songs. It’s easy to tell that Messina loves these songs! Willie Nelson’s Pretty Paper came out in 1979. If you like Willie Nelson, you’ll enjoy his enthusiastic renditions of these familiar Christmas songs.

I’m glad I rediscovered these Christmas CDs. Listening to them takes me back across the decades to a kinder, gentler time. Do you have a favorite Christmas song? GRADE: B (for all three)

TRACK LIST:

1Last Christmas Written-By – George Michael3:29
2Christmases When You Were Mine Written-By – Liz RoseNathan ChapmanTaylor Swift3:10
3Santa Baby Written-By – Joan Ellen Javits*, Philip SpringerTony Springer2:41
4Silent Night Arranged By – Taylor Swift3:31
5Christmas Must Be Something More Written-By – Taylor Swift3:52
6White Christmas Written-By – Irving Berlin2:33

TRACK LIST:

1Winter Wonderland
2I’ll Be Home For Christmas
3Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
4The Christmas Song
5Silver Bells
6Sleigh Ride
7Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
8What Child Is This?
9O Holy Night
10Silent Night
11A Joyful Noise
Bonus Track
12Keep The Faith

TRACK LIST:

Pretty Paper2:26
White Christmas2:48
Winter Wonderland2:25
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer2:12
Jingle Bells2:11
Here Comes Santa Claus1:54
Blue Christmas2:38
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town2:14
Frosty The Snowman2:26
Silent Night, Holy Night3:46
O Little Town Of Bethlehem1:31
Christmas Blues3:12

WEDNESDAY’S SHORT STORIES #206: DEATH IN STORE: A HOLIDAY MYSTERY By Jennifer Rowe

I had never heard of Jennifer Rowe (1971-2021) until I read Jon L. Breen’s comment in The Year’s 25 Finest Crime and Mystery Stories: Third Annual Edition (you can read about it here) declaring Rowe’s Death in Store: A Holiday Mystery was the best mystery story collection of 1993. So, of course, I had to track down a copy and read it.

Rowe’s detective, Verity Birdwood, is a quirky solisitor with a knack for solving crimes. In “Forbidden Fruit,” Verity solves a murder while she’s just a child because of her keen eye for detail.

In “Rabbit Killer,” Verity is called on by an old friend to clear her mentally disabled brother who the police suspect as the killer of a neighbor. Verity works her magic and discovers the real murderer.

The title story, “Death in Store,” makes this book “A Holiday Mystery” because a department store Santa gets murdered. Verity Birdwood investigates the stabbing killing with scissors as the murder weapon. Verity’s solution brings some Christmas cheer. If you’re looking for a character with a Miss Marple vibe and an Australian setting, these Verity Birdwood stories deliver. GRADE: B+

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Forbidden fruit — 3

Rabbit killer — 20

Death warmed up — 59

Flashpoint — 72

Death in ruby — 89

Roses for do-hoppy — 105

Ladies’ day — 123

Death in store — 139

THE VERITY BIRDWOOD MYSTERY SERIES:

  • Grim Pickings (1987)
  • Murder by the Book (1989)
  • Death in Store (1993)
  • The Makeover Murders (1994)
  • Stranglehold (1995)
  • Lamb to the Slaughter (1996)

STAR WARS: SKELETON CREW [Disney+]

I admit I’m a sucker for the Disney+ Star Wars spin-offs even though most of them–except for The Mandalorian–are mediocre. The series starts with an attack on a space freighter by pirates. Then the scene shifts to an urban planet and a kid named Wim (Ravi Cabot-Conyers) who dreams of leaving his placid planet for adventure. And…Wim gets it when he discovers a buried starship. Two girls, Fern (Ryan Kiera Armstrong) who sports a flying jacket and rides a hover-bike and her sidekick KB (Kyriana Kratter), a tech whiz aided by a cool helmet/visor gadget (my favorite character) and Wim’s friend, Neel (Robert Timothy Smith) who looks like a blue elephant, get swept up by the starship and leave the planet…and get lost. Nick Frost extends the list of British actors to be cast in Star Wars as the voice of a snarky droid–SM-33–who has too few comic moments.

Crimson Jack (Jude Law) shows up to get the action started as the kids are desperate to return to their home planet. But, of course, their planet is a “lost” planet that was purposely hidden. I’ve only watched three of the eight episodes–a new episode drops every week–but Star Wars: Skeleton Crew has enough juice to hold my attention. Are you a Star Wars fan? GRADE: INCOMPLETE, but treading towards a B.