Walter Tevis is receiving renewed interest because of the Netflix series, The Queen’s Gambit, which is based on his novel of the same name. I’ve had Tevis’s short story collection on my shelf for decades so I decided to read Far From Home (1981). “Rent Control” is the story of a couple who discovers a way to stop Time. At first, the Time stoppage is just fun for them. But, later, the couple get obsessed with Time. “A Visit from Mother” and “Daddy” are two connected tales. A son gets a visit from the ghosts of his Mother and Daddy. A lot gets revealed as the son comes to grips with the dysfunctional dynamics of his family.

I also enjoyed “The Apothesosis of Myra” where a man commits murder on a strange planet and finds that he really isn’t rid of his victim. The stories in Far From Home display Walter Tevis’s unique vision of the human experience. Excellent stories by an excellent writer! GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

PART ONE: Close to home:

Rent control.–3

A visit from Mother.–15

Daddy.–29

The apothesosis of Myra.–43

Out of luck.–67

Echo.–85

Sitting in limbo.–105

PART TWO: Far from home:

The other end of the line.–123

The big bounce.–131

The goldbrick.–143

The ifth of oofth.–155

The scholar’s disciple.–167

Far from home.– 177

During the coronavirus pandemic, we’ve been watching a lot of comedies. One of our favorites is The Naked Gun, a1988 crime comedy film directed by David Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. The movie stars Leslie Nielsen as the bumbling police lieutenant Frank Drebin. Priscilla Presley, Ricardo Montalbán, George Kennedy, and O. J. Simpson also star in supporting roles. The Naked Gun is an extension of the TV series Police Squad which features slap-stick comedy and plenty of silliness. Leslie Nielsen’s dead-pan delivery of comic lines is legendary.

The Naked Gun was a hit movie and spawned two sequels: The Naked Gun ​2 ¹⁄₂: The Smell of Fear (1991) and Naked Gun ​33 ¹⁄₃: The Final Insult (1994). Are you a fan of these movies? What comedies are you watching during the Age of Coronavirus? GRADE: A

TV COOKING

I will never understand why they cook on TV.

I can’t smell it.

Can’t eat it.

Can’t taste it.

The end of the show they hold it up to the camera.

“Well here it is.

You can’t have any.

Thanks for watching.

Goodbye.”

Yes, this is an example of what you’ll find in Jerry Seinfeld’s new book, Is This Anything? According to Seinfeld, comedians ask each other “Is this anything?” when trying out new comedy material. So here are hundreds of Seinfeld jokes, some funny, some very funny, and a few clunkers. I loved the Seinfeld TV show from the start. Even today, if I’m channel surfing and run across a favorite Seinfeld episode, I’ll watch it even though I’ve seen it a dozen times. Are you fan of Jerry Seinfeld? GRADE: A

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

The Seventies — 1

The Eighties — 81

The Nineties — 205

The Double O’s — 251

The Teens — 353

Acknowledgements — 453

Index — 455

Buffalo Bills quarterback, Josh Allen, threw for 415 yards for three touchdowns and ran for another touchdown in the Bills 44-34 victory over the Seattle Seahawks a week ago. Allen played while also dealing with the sudden death of his grandmother. The NFL named Josh Allen their Offensive Player of the Week.

The Arizona Cardinals, led by QB phenom Kyler Murray, present the same problems that Russell Wilson and the Seahawks gave the Bills: red-hot offensive and a mobile quarterback. The Cardinals are a 3-point favorite.

How will your favorite NFL team fare today?

Back in 1972, T. E. D. Klein wrote an Lovecraftean story, “The Events at Poroth Farm.” It made The Year’s Best Horror Stories. Then, in 1984, T.E.D. Klein expanded his brilliant horror story into a 505-page novel. Klein cranked up the horror and the dread in this story of an ancient alien about to destroy our world.

What makes Klein’s story so effective is contrast of the mundane story of life on a small farm in New Jersey with the growing menace of the evil entity. If you’re looking for an classic horror novel, The Ceremonies is one of the best.  GRADE: A

This is another TIME/LIFE compilation of songs from the early 1970s. And like similar TIME/LIFE compilations, this 2-CD set is a mish-mash of styles. You have The Grateful Death next to Richie Havens. You have James Taylor next to Bryan Hyland. And, you have multiple songs by Cat Stevens and Marvin Gaye. Do you recognize these songs? Any favorites? GRADE: B

Tracklist

Imagine my surprise when I found this set of DVDs in our local Salvation Army store. Here was the entire ACORN/BBC set of all Hercule Poirot’s cases. I watched them all on our local PBS station over the years and loved them. I even bought a couple of smaller sets of Poirot episodes. But now I have them all in one lovely box set. And the cost…$3.99. AMAZON is selling this set for $299! Do you have a favorite Poirot episode? GRADE: A+

Generous Beth Fedyn sent me this wonderful book with its humor and love of reading. Grant Snider’s clever drawings capture all the aspects of reading and collecting books: the angst, the joy, the disappoints, and thrills. As a book lover, you’ll enjoy this fun book with its wit and celebration of books! Highly recommended! What’s on your bookshelf? GRADE: A

Table of Contents:

• I’m in love with books
• I read in social situations
• I will use anything as a bookmark
• I confuse fiction with reality
• I am wanted for unpaid library fines
• I steal books from my children
• I like my realism with a little bit of magic
• I like to sniff old books
• I am searching for a miracle cure for writer’s block
• I care about punctuation-a lot
• I will read the classics (someday)
• I am writing the great American novel
• I carry a notebook with me at all times
• I write because I must.

I hope you don’t mind me asking…can I borrow a few books?