Watching this movie will rot your brain! Tons of mindless sex and graphic violence! The only reason I’m not giving this movie an “F” is that someone in the Marketing Department came up with that catchy title. I was hoping for something sophisticated and witty and ironic. Nude Nuns With Big Guns is none of these. You’ve been WARNED! GRADE: D (for dumb)
I think I will give it a pass.
Good choice, Patti!
You were expecting something “sophisticated” with that title? I might expect dumb but funny humor but I would not expect sophistication.
Great title, though.
Just think what Scorsese or Spielberg could have done with a movie like this, Jeff.
So why does the nun on the cover have her clothes on?
I think this Blu-ray was sold at Wal-Mart, Bill. But there’s plenty of nudity inside.
I am shocked — shocked — that you would callously dismiss such a high concept film as this, George. Maybe a remake with Jonah Hill and Jack Black in the title roles will soften your opinion.
Rather than Jonah HIll and Jack Black, I think Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian should star in the remake, Jerry.
I was going to say, clearly MACHETE was the inspiration. I can do forever without a Kardashian in any role, however…Lohan, whatever her troubles, can act. KK, not so much.
Since her drug problems, Lindsay Lohan has lost most of her acting chops, Todd. My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I made that Lindsay and KK suggestion.
If only this had been done 25 years ago when Linda Blair was at her (so-called) heyday. Think the Chained Heat/Savage Streets era.
Great casting suggestion, Jeff! Linda Blair could have brought some real gravitas to the NUDE NUNS WITH GUNS series.
This reminds me a bit of the old Ralph Nelson flick THE WRATH OF GOD. There was almost no nudity involved in that movie. Which was a wise decision, since it starred Robert Mitchum and Victor Buono.
There are equal parts nudity and violence in NUDE NUNS WITH GUNS, Drongo. Mitchum and Buono could have handled the violence easily.
Of course by ‘gravitas’ George means big hooters.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.