Watching this movie will rot your brain! Tons of mindless sex and graphic violence! The only reason I’m not giving this movie an “F” is that someone in the Marketing Department came up with that catchy title. I was hoping for something sophisticated and witty and ironic. Nude Nuns With Big Guns is none of these. You’ve been WARNED! GRADE: D (for dumb)

15 thoughts on “NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS [Blu-ray]

  1. Jeff Meyerson

    You were expecting something “sophisticated” with that title? I might expect dumb but funny humor but I would not expect sophistication.

    Great title, though.

  2. Jerry House

    I am shocked — shocked — that you would callously dismiss such a high concept film as this, George. Maybe a remake with Jonah Hill and Jack Black in the title roles will soften your opinion.

  3. Todd Mason

    I was going to say, clearly MACHETE was the inspiration. I can do forever without a Kardashian in any role, however…Lohan, whatever her troubles, can act. KK, not so much.

    1. george Post author

      Since her drug problems, Lindsay Lohan has lost most of her acting chops, Todd. My tongue was firmly in my cheek when I made that Lindsay and KK suggestion.

  4. Jeff Meyerson

    If only this had been done 25 years ago when Linda Blair was at her (so-called) heyday. Think the Chained Heat/Savage Streets era.

  5. Drongo

    This reminds me a bit of the old Ralph Nelson flick THE WRATH OF GOD. There was almost no nudity involved in that movie. Which was a wise decision, since it starred Robert Mitchum and Victor Buono.


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