Writing What Happened helped purge Hillary Clinton of her frustration and disappointment. She was supposed to win (and win Big!) while making History as the First Woman President of the United States. But, it was not to be. A series of gaffes, mistakes, and miscalculations (along with Russian hacking and Fake News) produced the unlikely Trump Presidency. After reading What Happened it’s clear that Hillary Clinton doesn’t know what happened. What do you think really happened? GRADE: B
FAKE TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Preface
Introduction
Ch. 1: A Life in Public Service
Ch. 2: My Turn After Obama
Ch. 3: Campaign Kickoff: A Running Start (But No Visits to Wisconsin!)
Ch. 4: A Woman in the Lion’s Den (How I Bluffed Biden)
Ch. 5: A Better America or Making America Great Again?
Ch. 6: Hollywood Nights: George, Amal, Meryl and I
Ch. 7: Bill’s Baggage
Ch. 8: I Never Liked that Man, Jeffrey Epstein
Ch. 9: Things Start to Go Wrong
Ch. 10: John Podesta: Friend, Art Connoisseur, Pizza Lover
Ch. 11: Passing Out
Ch. 12: Bernie Sanders: Marxist
Ch. 13: A Strong Wall Street is a Strong America
Ch. 14: Comey Drops the Investigation
Ch. 15: We Kill Seth Rich
Ch. 16: Bleaching Emails to Protect National Security
Ch. 17: I Need to Remember to Stay Hydrated
Ch. 18: The Russian Hack Idea
Ch. 19: Donald Trump and Rape Culture
Ch. 20: How I Almost Killed Huma
Ch. 21: The Final Stretch: Fake News and Comey Returns!
Ch. 22: Our Misogynist Racist Working Class
Ch. 23: Whose Fault Was It?
The FBI, Vladimir Putin, the Obamas, the New York Times, James Comey, Huma, Suburban Women, Bernie Sanders, Julian Assange, John Podesta, Corporate Media, Misogyny, My Campaign Staff, Aspartame, Macedonia, Our Misogynist Racist Working Class, Alexandre Dumas, Facebook, Pollsters, Harambe, Meryl, El niño, Anthony Weiner, Ohio’s Department of Motor Vehicles, Twitter, Chipotle, White Supremacists, Nazis, Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Ch. 24: We Kill Klaus Eberwein
Ch. 25: Looking Ahead: 2020?
Index
REAL TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Author’s Note
PERSEVERANCE 1
Showing Up 3
Grit and Gratitude 17
COMPETITION 37
Get Caught Trying 39
Getting Started 59
A Day in the Life 83
SISTERHOOD 109
On Being a Woman in Politics 111
Motherhood, Wifehood, Daughterhood, Sisterhood 147
Turning Mourning into a Moment 173
IDEALISM AND REALISM 193
Change Makers 195
Sweating the Details 217
Making History 243
FRUSTRATION 261
Country Roads 263
Those Damn Emails 289
Trolls, Bots, Fake News, and Real Russians 325
Election Night 377
Why 391
RESILIENCE 427
Love and Kindness 429
Onward Together 447
Acknowledgements 465
Index 471