Water For Elephants is a conventional life story set in a circus setting based on the best selling book of the same name by Sara Gruen. Jacob (played by Twilight star Robert Pattinson) flees a family tragedy and by chance joins a traveling circus. The year is 1931, the Depression is causing wide-spread business failures, including circuses. August (played by Christoph Waltz), the sadistic owner of this circus, needs a boffo act to bring in the “rubes.” He buys an elephant named Rosie from a failed circus and expects Jacob to train her to work with his beautiful wife (played by Reece Witherspoon). Of course, Jacob falls in love with his boss’s wife and you can guess what happens then. I enjoyed the scenes of life with circus people as they traveled from town to town to put on their shows. There is some graphic violence in this movie so be warned. GRADE: B
HAPPY EASTER!

BEST AMERICAN ESSAYS 2009 Edited By Mary Oliver

Somehow, Best American Essays 2009 slipped down my Read Real Soon stack. This week I rescued it and read the various essays that make up this annual edition. My favorite essay is “Faustian Economics” by Wendell Berry. Berry’s elegant essay explores the folly of “unlimited growth, unlimited spending, unlimited consumption.” Patricia Hempl’s “The Dark Art of Description” explores the importance of description in fiction and essays. “Our Vanishing Night” by Verlyn Klinkenborg shows that we are polluting the night with light resulting in disruptions of migratory patterns in birds and the behavior of nocturnal animals. Michael Lewis’ humorous “The Mansion: A Subprime Parable” tells how Lewis foolishly rented a mansion at the cost of $13,000 per month (plus expenses). Yikes! Perhaps the most poignant essay in this volume is John Updike’s “The Writer in Winter.” Written shortly before his death, “The Writer in Winter” delivers Updike’s final words on growing old yet still writing. This is a very moving essay. Regardless of your interests, you’ll find the range of essays in Best American Essays 2009 wide and deep. GRADE: A
FORGOTTEN BOOKS #112: RUDYARD KIPLING’S TALES OF HORROR AND FANTASY
Rudyard Kipling, one of the greatest writers of the 20th Century, is seldom read today. This wonderful collection, edited by Stephen Jones with an introduction by Neil Gaiman, shows Kipling’s story-telling talents to their fullest. I found this 800 page hardcover book in the Bargain Bin at Barnes & Noble for a pittance. If you want a one-volume collection of many of Kipling’s best short stories, this is it.
Table of Contents
The vampire
The dream of Duncan Parrenness —
The city of dreadful night —
An Indian ghost story in England —
The phantom ‘rickshaw —
The strange ride of Morrowbie Jukes —
The unlimited draw of Tick Boileau —
In the house of Suddhoo —
The Bisara of Pooree —
Haunted subalterns —
By word of mouth —
The recurring smash —
The dreitarbund —
Bubbling well road —
The sending of Dana Da —
My own true ghost story —
Sleipner, late Thurinda —
The man who would be king —
The solid muldoon —
Baboo Mookerji’s undertaking —
The joker —
The wandering Jew —
The courting of Dinah Shadd —
The mark of the beast —
At the end of the passage —
The recrudescence of Imray —
The finances of the gods —
The finest story in the world —
Children of the zodiac —
The lost legion —
A matter of fact —
The bridge-builders —
The brushwood boy —
The tomb of his ancestors —
Wireless —
“They” —
With the night mail : a story of 2000 AD —
The house surgeon —
The knife and the naked chalk —
In the same boat —
As easy as A.B.C.: a tale of 2150 AD —
Swept and garnished —
Mary Postgate —
The village that voted the earth was flat —
A madonna of the trenches —
The wish house —
The gardener —
The eye of Allah —
On the gate: a tale of ’16 —
The appeal.
THE NOIR: TAZO ORGANIC CHAI

For you French speakers out there, you know “The Noir” (with an accent over the “e” in “The”) translates to “black tea.” Mostly, I drink about 10 cups of black coffee per day, but occasionally I like to change things up and drink tea. I tried Tazo’s Organic Chai and loved it. And, I liked reading “The Noir” on each packet of Organic Chai. In each packet there’s a blend of rich black tea, sweet cinnamon, zingy ginger, spicy star anise, cloves, and warm cardamom. Yum! If you prefer bland black tea, stay away from this potent brew. But, if you want a party for your taste buds, give Tazo’s Organic Chai a try.
THRILLING DETECTIVE: September 1935

Adventure House’s reprint of Thrilling Detective from September 1935 includes Mark of Death by George A. McDonald, Murder Debt by George Harmon Coxe, My Companion Death by Arthur J. Burks, Murder That Waited by Norman A. Daniels, Banked Fires by C.K.M. Scanlon, Dead Man’s Bluff by Saunders M. Cummings, and Murder at Rat River by Gunnison Steele. I needed a pulp fiction fix. If you need one, too, this will do the trick.
AN ARMY OF PHANTOMS: AMERICAN MOVIES AND THE MAKING OF THE COLD WAR By J. Hoberman
You might not consider High Noon a Cold War movie, but you will after you read J. Hoberman’s fascinating book, An Army of Phantoms: American Movies and The Making of the Cold War. Village Voice film critic Hoberman analyzes the movies he considers a part of the Cold War media machine: cavalry Westerns, apocalyptic sci-fi flicks, and biblical spectaculars. Hoberman covers witch hunts, House Committee on Un-American Activities tactics and humiliations, the resulting blacklist, message movies, propaganda, and more. An Army of Phantoms also includes the best treatment of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers that I’ve ever read. This is part of a three-book film history of the Cold War. In 2003, Hoberman published The Dream Life: Movies, Media, and the Mythology of the Sixties. A third volume about Ronald Reagan and the Eighties is forthcoming. I can’t wait for the next volume! GRADE: A
PAPER AIRPLANE By Alison Krauss & Union Station

It’s been seven years since Alison Krauss and Union Station released a CD so my anticipation was high. I’m a huge fan of Alison Krauss’ crystal-clear voice. Some of the early reviews of Paper Airplane criticized it as not being “country” enough. Nonsense! Alison Krauss and Union Station have mastered their own blend of bluegrass, country, and pop music over the years. If you’re looking for some well played music sung by a major talent, listen to Paper Airplane. GRADE: B+
TRACK LIST:
1. Paper Airplane 3:36
2. Dust Bowl Children 3:06
3. Lie Awake 3:55
4. Lay My Burden Down 3:52
5. My Love Follows You Where You Go 4:03
6. Dimming Of The Day 5:20
7. On The Outside Looking In 3:35
8. Miles To Go 2:54
9. Sinking Stone 4:42
10. Bonita And Bill Butler 4:03
11. My Opening Farewell 4:09
JANE EYRE
Jane Eyre in Director Cary Fukunaga’s interpretation is a story of a woman who discovers the secret of her employer. Mia Wasikowska (Alice in Wonderland) and Michael Fassbender (Inglourious Basterds) make this romantic drama based on Charlotte Brontë’s classic novel come to life. Jane Eyre, an orphan, finds work at Thornfield House, where she works as a governess for wealthy Edward Rochester. But, Jane senses that dark secrets are being kept. For my money, this is the most engaging version of Jane Eyre I’ve seen. Of the roughly 17 movies made of Jane Eyre, this production captures the essence of Jane’s complicated character the best. GRADE: A
HANNA


Hanna features Cate Blanchett as a CIA manager who has a secret. She was in charge of a super-secret program that became too dangerous. Blanchett shuts down the program and “cleans up” the mess. But, there is one loose thread: Blanchett’s best agent escaped with a baby from the experiment. For 15 years, the agent (Eric Bana) raises his daughter and trains her to survive. Now, at age 15, she’s ready. Saoirse Ronan ably plays the puzzled girl who everyone wants to capture. Plenty of chase scenes and fights all to the beat of a driving Chemical Brothers soundtrack. If you’re looking for an off-beat thriller, I highly recommend Hanna. GRADE: A-