There are no Drumpf failures, only Conspiracies against him by those who still are for some reason compelled to uniformly address him as Sir. It’s a dangerous and exhausting world he lives in, and he’s nobly willing to make sure we all share as much of his burden as possible at all times, while he alone reaps the benefits as much as can be rigged.
But it was antifa! No, wait, it’s Obama’s fault! Yeah, that’s the ticket, Obama.
I guess when Trump hears “the buck stops here,” he just puts it in his wallet.
Barely makes the effort for less than a million embezzled dollars. Or Reichsmarks, Rand, or Riyals.
There are no Drumpf failures, only Conspiracies against him by those who still are for some reason compelled to uniformly address him as Sir. It’s a dangerous and exhausting world he lives in, and he’s nobly willing to make sure we all share as much of his burden as possible at all times, while he alone reaps the benefits as much as can be rigged.
I picture the Cabinet meetings where his minions re-enact the “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” paddling scene from ANIMAL HOUSE.