HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


The “Cloudy Affair” costume is on sale for $49.95. The official description: “Uh oh! We sense a political scandal! Disclose all your dirty little secrets in this exclusive Cloudy Affair costume featuring a red mini dress with a plunging cowl neck, halter straps, a form-fitting skirt, a low open back, and large, foam, fake breasts. (Wig and mushroom not included.)”

I hope Stormy Daniels gets some royalties from this outfit! Enjoy a wonderful Halloween!

28 thoughts on “HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    1. wolf

      HaHaHa!
      Great!
      Is this the definition of a dirt old man, sorry – dirty old citizen? 🙂
      Happy Halloween everybody!
      It’s funny -even here in Hungary stores are full of Halloween stuff.

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      1. george Post author

        Wolf, Halloween costumes show up in stores during August around here. And many people decorate their lawns and porches with Halloween paraphernalia.

    1. george Post author

      Wolf, fortunately we live on a quiet street with little traffic. But, you’re right about the higher probability of Halloween accidents.

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    1. george Post author

      Prashant, my wife has hundreds of pieces of candy ready to distribute. But I think the rain tonight might hold down the number of Trick-or-Treaters who knock on our door.

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  1. Jeff Meyerson

    We are expecting the warmest (mid-60s) Halloween here since 2013. We are not, however, expecting trick or treaters to make it up to our apartment. In years gone by, at least the kids in the building came around, but not for several years now. Parents take their kids in the afternoon up to Third Avenue, where almost all the stores and restaurants (even the Chinese take out places) have buckets of candy to hand out to the kids. The rest go around the one and two family homes in the neighborhood, but they don’t venture into the apartment buildings. Once again, I will have to sacrifice and eat the candy we bought – this year it is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups – myself.

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    1. george Post author

      Jeff, like you I give out the candy I’m not fond of–TWIX, Milky Way, Butterfingers, etc.–first, and hold back the SNICKERS and Peanut M&Ms for last. We live on a popular street so we’re expecting over 100 Trick-or-Treaters until the drizzle discourages them.

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      1. Jeff Smith

        We had a beautiful night here in Baltimore — we gave candy to 400 kids and could have easily done a hundred more. We’re known as a good trick or treat neighborhood and I think they bus kids in from all over. But they’re almost all polite and even charming, and we have a great time. The last couple years Ann has dressed in black and worn a witch’s hat, and the kids love it. They also, surprisingly, love that we use real candles instead of battery or electric ones.

      2. george Post author

        Jeff, we had a 100 polite kids who thanked us for the candy we gave them. If the weather had been better, we may have had more kids at our door. I’m impressed with the 400 kids you dispensed candy to on Halloween!

  2. Jerry House

    Thanks for keeping us abreast with the latest in costuming.

    I hope you have a spooktacular day, George.

    (BTW, any leftover candy can be sent to me.)

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    1. george Post author

      Jerry, thanks for your Halloween good wishes! Most of our candy will go to the little kids who knock on our door tonight. I suspect very little candy will remain unless the rain gets worse.

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  3. Rick Robinson

    You could have one better in the Halloween costume department, George.

    We don’t do Halloween anymore. No one has come the last few years so starting last year we just shut down and read in a back room.

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  4. wolf

    As a fan of rock music I found this site on twitter containing or linking to some intereting stories:
    https://twitter.com/uDiscoverMusic
    It has a funny article on the song “Monster mash” from 1962 – maybe you remember it too?
    It was “too morbid” so it got banned by the BBC but was a big hit – if I remember correctly there als were many radio stations that wouldn’t play some songs because they were “dirty” or whatever.
    https://www.udiscovermusic.com/stories/monster-mash-halloween-classic-song

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    1. george Post author

      Wolf, our radio stations have been playing “Monster Mash” for weeks. Of course I remember it from 1962 when it was a great novelty hit!

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  5. Robert Napier

    We hardly ever get more than half a dozen kids! Some years one or two! I’m going to my club meeting tonight so I won’t have to deal with it anyway! You can send me the candy you don’t want. I’m not fussy!

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